Frankly, I am un-amused. There I was yesterday, regaling you with the pathos and power of a Beaufighter strafe across the heart of Occupied Paris, where a single French crow was mightier than the assembled hosts of the Luftwaffe - it collided with said Beaufighter's engine radiator - and I describe it in madly mild mellifluousness as a bit of a "Squabble".
A squabble!
Clearly you lot need hyperbole to generate any interest. Hence today's title. Forsooth, we shall be looking at the mighty Hawker Typhoon, an aircraft of the Second Unpleasantness, which did indeed rain down rockets. Rockets, bombs, cannon shells and generally unpleasant invective. Art?
A storm in a cockpit. |
Someone, somewhere, is about to have the worst day of their lives. |
And there were eighteen squadrons waiting behind that first one.
The Falaise Pocket 1944 |
So, a Typhoon that indeed brings a hard rain.
Enough grimness - bring on something light and frothy!
Cake!
Once again I find - hey, this is literally light and frothy, or at least the batter and meringue was until they got baked, see? see how it all hangs together? - that I have baked a cake and not taken a photograph. Silly old Conrad. I could take a photograph here at work, true, except I cannot then upload said photo from my phone <glum face>.
It was from that new Hummingbird Bakery cookbook I got, and if our resident Neanderthal sluggard Art can put down his plate of coal -
Thus |
This one was the Almond and Macaroon cake, one I've not made before, so the ganterpies at work are going to be witting guineapigs!*
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Similar to mine |
On Fyre**
Conrad has covered a couple of utterly disastrous festivals before, though the one above took place only a couple of years ago, so it's well within living memory. It is now the subject of two documentary films, proving that you can make money by documenting human misery (after all, how else does "Coronation Street" keep going?). It was a truly horrid experience for those who attended, because all the advertising was, to put it bluntly, a colossal lie. Rather than an incredible luxury resort, attendees were faced with -
Kind of basic, I think you'll agree |
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/06/fyre-festival-billy-mcfarland-millennial-marketing-fiasco
Yet another reason why your humble scribe will never bother going to a festival, as he likes his home comforts far too much.***
SHARKS ARE OUR FRIENDS!!
Still. I've not gone on about this recently, but I am still ploughing a lonely furrow in trying to rehabilitate the Carcharia. Since "The Meg" is now but a distant memory, I am glad to see that font of all that's fit to be writ, namely the BBC, promoting harmonious shark-human relations. Art?
It all ends well! |
A mother of a shark. So to speak. |
Finally -
Ha har! I have hit the total of 302 pages of "Martin Chuzzlewit", which puts me at 33%. It's entertaining enough, particularly in giving one an insight into the lives of Early Victorian England, but - My goodness, is it slow! We have only just reached the point where the titular Martin leaves that wretch Pecksniff, before he can be evicted.
Down on his luck, penniless, jobless and with no prospects, what desperate resolution does our hero come to?
He will travel to -
- America!
<Conrad directs dark look at the book>.
We shall indubitably find out how this plan works.
A touch of cliché. Sorry about that. |
* <cackles fiendishly>
** Do you see what - O you do
*** Unless it features Siggur Ros, Muse, a reformed Comsat Angels AND Pink Floyd. With free beer and popcorn.
^ Pink Floyd reference for you there.
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