First subject for debate - the warthog.
Miss Botswana 1997 |
And yet ...
Meet Wonder Warthog, seen here relaxing with book and beer |
Also ... I couldn't find a picture of The Snout Brothers, a pair of steroid-abusing homophobic iron-pumping warthogs from "Father of the Pride", but after reviewing that sentence, they aren't really positive role models.
And of course who can forget <drumroll and trumpets> - Pumba!
Who says the camera never lies? Contrast this with Photo #1 |
Excuse me, those bloody Ukranians are kicking up a fuss again! As if making - actually - they have a point, I haven't thrown food down the dungeon grating since this morning. Excuse me one moment!
BOOJUM! Mansion's light and airy Upper Dungeons. Two stars in the Michelin Guide. |
- As opposed to the Lower Dungeons. |
Conrad's Guide To World Domination
Lesson Number One: Keep it secret.
Lesson's Number Two to One Hundred and Fifty Seven: See Rule One.
Right! I have to swot up on talentless tabloid sellebrities for the Pub Quiz, which is in but forty-three minutes. Tally ho!
* ... Yet
** For a republic, those American are awfully fond of royalty.
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