There! Tonight's Title CANNOT Be Confused With A James Bond Film
Conrad defies you to come up with any connection.
Okay, Conrad officially hates you. Let me just go kick the Motley -
I still hate you and now my toes hurt. Motleys have a tough hide.
Anyway, tonight's post has 0% to do with that Simon and Garfunkel (whom I have called "Slimey and Garglefunk" so often it's an effort not to type them that way) effort "Like A Bridge Over Troubled Waters" -
DOG BUNS! BITTEN BY THE COINCIDENCE HYDRA AGAIN!
Let me explain. I have been watching "Lovecraft Country", and the loathsome sheriff therein has just been messily expiring in a puddle of slime and blood, and not before time, either. Art?
It gets weirder |
Here an aside to an aside <checks over shoulder for Coincidence Hydra>. The lyrics to the above state "I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy". O no? A bit of an ambiguous statement, Bob, frankly. Is there an implication that the deputy was present yet not slain by the narrator? in which case said deputy was being derelict in their duty, having seen their senior gunned down in cold blood. So - the deputy didn't return fire yet ended up dead? Are we now positing a second gunman? Or a deputy so wracked with guilt that he commits suicide?
Condemned in his own words! |
Where were we? O yes -
Bridges. Not Beau nor Jeff nor Lloyd, but railway bridges. Used to convey the rails over obstacles, usually watery ones, and typically of very stout construction, as they need to carry the weight of hundreds of tons of locomotive, tender and loaded rolling stock. Consequently, not something you can whip up in a hurry.
A railway bridge at Vincennes |
It's not completely clear, so allow me to point out the marked "breaks" where bridges were missing. Perfidious Albion had absolutely no answer to this; the canny French, on the other hand, were already prepared. Allow me to explicate:
This engraving shows the components of a "Marcille" portable bridge at top. These would be railed to where a bridge had been destroyed, then erected in order to prepare the temporary version. Art!
Construction begins on one bank of the river |
Halfway there! |
That bridge is over the River Marne, if you're interested |
This, then, is the "Pont Marcille", which is pretty obscure in terms of description and operation. Count yourself lucky I found these pictures by substituting "Pont" for "Bridge". Your Humble Scribe isn't sure how long a period these pictures were taken over, though if that river is the Marne we can guess at September; things start and end in daylight, so perhaps eight hours as a reasonable guesstimate. Remember this factoid the next time someone trots out the "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" label.
Well that was a trot around the houses, wasn't it. Let us now get back to demolishing things, instead of boring old reconstruction.
Ha! Take that, building |
Conrad is currently listening to the sounds of fireworks; people seem to have waited until tonight to go exploding shizzle, as there wasn't much in the way of sounds on Bonfire Night itself. Good; they upset the dog*.
Finally -
They WHAT?! |
* Conrad himself is not too keen on sudden loud noises.
** Shouts of "Ray Bradbury" will be ignored.
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