On Sunday We Were Haranguing You With Words About Water
Tonight (for it is the night before the 21st October) I am typing up the blog whilst listening to "Tales From Topographic Oceans", which is probably the zenith or nadir of Seventies Prog Rock courtesy of Yes, depending on your perspective. Plus, I was getting an overview of the Sayano Shushenskaya Dam disaster, which is rather too long and complicated to be gone into here. Maybe at a later date. Art?
No laughing matter |
NO! This would be outrageously dangerous, not least because we currently have no way to safely carry human crew or passengers to either of these destinations, so you'd have to wing it*. Besides, Jupiter's seasons are almost indistinguishable from each other because it has such a small 'axial tilt', which is both what causes the planet's seasons and an awesome name for a band. Art?
Conrad can tell you what spring, or any other season for that matter, on Mars would be like: very cold and severely lacking in atmosphere (1% that of Earth's) and what there is is unbreathable carbon dioxide. If you're lucky it might not fall below -1000C. Art?"Hello Shea Park! - are you ready to rock?"
Returning to that theme of water, Mars might be dry as dust today, yet there is a whole lot of evidence that in the remote past (and we're talking millions of years here) it was so wet that citizens of Perfidious Albion would have felt right at home.Red hot it's not
Motley! Remember that scammy Dutch project a few years back that was going to fund people's travel and life on Mars thanks to teh interwebz? Well, you're going to be just such a pioneer! We've got a rocket and buckets of food and water -
MOT1's skilled technical team add the finishing touches
Meanwhile, Back In Andersonland -
Conrad read a post by Christopher Fowler yesteryon about buildings that resemble designs from Thunderbirds - the author of the "Bryant And May" series of murder-mysteries, you uncultured bafoons - and remembered a Youtube clip about a Self-Propelled Gun that was clearly designed by people who grew up with and were influenced by Thunderbirds. Gerry Anderson's long reach as a futurologist remains. Art?
The Beast banging away |
Looks pretty innocuous, doesn't it? You may notice that it's wheeled, which is a lot more common amongst SPGs than it used to be, given the increased cross-country performance of wheeled military vehicles (which are also a lot cheaper than tracked ones).
Before |
"YOU ARE IN A NO-PARKING ZONE. MOVE ON IMMEDIATELY. YOU HAVE FOURTEEN SECONDS TO COMPLY." |
"FOURTEEN - THIRTEEN - THREETWOONE -**" |
TFTO is still going strong in the background, if you were interested.
"The Parable Of The Talents" By Octavia Butler
Having bought this ages ago, Your Humble Scribe has now made an effort to read it, and read it most sternly, not letting up for an hour at a time. Art?
Conrad is somewhat surprised neither this, nor the prequel, haven't been turned into a film or television series. It covers issues of race, gender, religion, demagogues, poverty, ecological damage, drugs and other meaty concepts, all things that one presumes issue-driven producers would love, except it's done in an intelligent and adult way rather than beating one over the head with polemics. Then again, given that it was written 22 years ago and yet positively mirrors current society, perhaps a little too politically-charged.
You may well smile, madam; Conrad does not praise lightly |
As she did with "Parable of the Sower", Oct introduces another exceptionally horrid product of 2035: the slave-collar. This is an electronic system that allows the person with a control belt to torture their slaves, indefinitely, without killing them (usually), at the touch of a switch. Brrrr!
This is a model of the Colosseum, in two halves. Closer to us, the observer, is the Colosseum as it stands today, rather broken-down and forlorn. The other, more distant half, is the building in it's heyday, complete with spectators and gladiators (and a wild bear coming out of a trapdoor if you look closely enough). Because I know you like to hear the statistical side of things (or is that just me?), this beast contains 200,000 bricks. Art?
From the other perspective |
* Do you - O you do.
** Alex Murphy is probably frowning at this. No, Alex - it's made by BAE Systems, not OCP!
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