O Irony, Thy Name Is BOOJUM!
If you've been reading this blog long enough then you'll be aware that Conrad is frequently guilty of sneering at other folks whom O so obviously have too much time on their hands. Recall the Star Wars ATAT made out of gingerbread? Yeah. That.
Your Humble Scribe was reflecting that we've not had much in the way of giant Lego sculptures recently, barring a brief flirtation with Lego dinosaurs, and did a quick search for ships, because - well, just because.Now you're just being silly.
Well, ask and ye shall receive, and then some. Art?
The bow |
Amidships |
The stern |
The 'Mighty Mo' on the go
(at over 30 knots, she ain't slow)
The Youtube video has the head of Brickmania giving a guided talk of the model, including basic yet vital requirements like being able to fit the partially-disassembled model through an average doorway. Also, in every move it makes, there is always some repair work needed as bits fall off or get knocked off. What they'd like is being able to base it permanently in a fixed exhibition, so if you have a very large display space available, let Brickmania know, hmmmmm?
Motley, nice to see you recovered so well from Acid Paintball. Do you fancy a bit of Nitroglycerine Paintball?Before
What Do Ships Float Upon?
H2O. Lots of it. Whom do we know who ensures the H2O doth flow? That's right, post 10. Normally this superhero unclogs drains and culverts with the Mighty Rake Of <thinks> - I'll get back to you on that. Conrad saw him tracking down a badly-clogged culvert, where branches and gravel and stones had gummed the entrance. Art?
"It's a door" |
Quick, change subjects before those spiders come back -
Fun With Words
Not to boast, Your Modest Artisan got these crossword solutions and idly wondered where the words came from, because that's the kind of lexicographical (not a word you ever imagined reading today, hmmmm?) anorak I am. You can make an educated guess that a lot will have Latin roots; there might be others with a Greek origin, and you can always cross fingers that some other, more interesting source like Indonesian or Persian will crop up.
Anyway -
"Rhizome": a bit of both here. It's a long, horizontal root that other plants grown from, and it has Greek <dare I say it> roots - "Rhiza", meaning "Root".
"Nacre": No, Vulnavia, spare your blushes, nothing to do with nudity. It is the technical name for Mother Of Pearl, and derives from Old Italian, "Naccara" which it seems comes from YES FINALLY! the Arabic "Naqqarah", meaning "Shell".This would also work
How hilarious am I.
That's probably as much hilarity as the space-time continuum will bear for one day, so we'll move on to new and wonderful subject matter.
A Massive Movie Manipulation
Conrad, as you should surely know by now, likes the films of Stanley Kubrick, probably because rather than despite their tending to be chilly and intellectual. Ol' Stan, having settled in This Sceptred Isle back in the early Seventies, declined to travel abroad by air, which meant that if he was making a film, it was very definitely going to be made here upon these hallowed shores. Art?
Stan's pad
So we then come to "Full Metal Jacket", which is set in South Canada and Vietnam, two locations on opposite sides of the world and nowhere near This Sceptred Isle. Whilst you might be able to fudge an English location, dress it and have it mimic Parris Island over the Pond, Vietnam is a whole different ball game. The hospitable South Canadians would probably allow you to film there if you managed to turn up; the Communist dictatorship in Vietnam would not.
Well, reality, meet Stanley Kubrick. Stan - reality. Charmed, I'm sure.
First thing Ol' Stan does is to contact 'Palm Brokers', whom are then under contract to supply palm trees to the number of 200, and to keep them green and alive for nine months. Ol' Stan not a quick shoot fan. Art?
Typically, Ol' Stan knew where every tree went and indeed knew every tree, to the extent that he knew immediately if one had been 'misplaced'. Palm Brokers, in the absence of any tropical weather, had to irrigate each tree from the top down and used old fire engine pumps to do so.
Well, I think that's enough verisimilitude for one day. We shall continue anon!
Ah - Art says these are "old pumps".
I'll get the Tazer.
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