I know, I know, it's a damn clickbaity title, yet it is pretty accurate, and because we are SFW, it's not Conrad ranting and tanting at booksellers who rip off buyers with extortionate post and <Mister Hand intervenes to remove hundreds of venom-laden vituperative expostulations*> carried by a flock of wild swans with a lattice woven from golden threads by virgin maidens!
Where were we?
O yes. Hades.
CAUTION! Always clean up after your dog. (The Fire Brigade will thank you) |
A balmy Spring day in Hell. Temperature Gas Mark 6. |
Say hello to Centralia, again! Art?
Looking into the inferno |
The view on the surface |
People don't venture into the subterranean mines any more, because - seriously, I have to explain why**? If they did, then they would experience an environment just like Hell.
The fires are still burning today, after over 50 years, which you might think was an incredibly long time to be burning.
You'd think - and you'd be wrong.
Motley, how was your trip to New Zealand? Arms tired? Here, sit down, have a cup of tea and I'll toast a crumpet in front of the fire ...
A marshmallow, but the principle's the same |
This Will All Make Sense On Facebook
Honest! Okay, Art, bring them on -
Fire! Volcanoes! Earthquakes!
In real life, those who live near volcanoes risk not only having a deluge of molten rock come say hello through your house, but also toxic gases and fumes, which can be a lot less visible.
Anyway, that has only a passing connection with The Battle Of The Piellorick River, which I am waging as a wargame using Polemos rules. Tonight we got up to the middle of Turn 11. Art?
Things are hotting up in the flat ground at the river's headwaters; a cavalry encounter is underway and the Earl of Essex's Regiment of Foote has arrived. It now has to change from March Column to Line, which will take a turn, and then it can split up and move forward. The question is, will the King's men in Fielding's Brigade be able to wheel sufficiently to take them on? There are still 5 wagons to be gotten away, which could take ages because the Royalist commander has to choose to move them or the soldiers; he doesn't have enough Tempo Points to do both. And the Royalist cavalry near the Bouelle Bridge daren't move forward to help Fielding's Brigade as there are still two brigades of Roundhead cavalry lurking on the other side of the river.
GET A HAIRCUT! |
More Facebook-centric Nonsense -
Quick, Art!
Conrad Has Quibbles
NO! Not those Dog Buns cooing hairpieces from "Starry Trek", you're thinking of Tribbles. "Quibbles", from the Latin "Quibus" literally meaning "Who?" and idiomatically as a question.
For Lo! We are now at Number 30 of "Rolling Stone"'s Top 50 Best Ever Television sci-fi programs, and - "Quantum Leap"? Art!
STAND STILL! |
Like this chap. |
Tank Versus Tree
In the spirit of lumberjacking - you see? you see how everything fits together? - I would like to put forward a snippet of information gleaned from "Military History Visualised" as presented by Bernhard on his Youtube channel. He has a splendid Teutonic accent, by the way, and has recently been studying "Tank Ramming Tank" as a practice in the Second Unpleasantness. Art?
No, no - that's a Ram Tank, from British America <sigh> |
NO, was Neil's loud response. "I am in charge of a £2 million tank -" and the implication was that you didn't risk breaking it by ramming a T55 that costs £55 and which you can get down at the corner shop.
Big! Expensive! Full of delicate squishy things! |
Another potentially life-saving factoid from BOOJUM! and with that -
- we are done!
* Mister Hand seems to be trying to impress with obscure words.
** You were jumping off Durdle Door, weren't you?
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