It would be soooooo easy to mix in a few, but I shall be strong and refrain.
What we now deal with today as Czechia and the Slovak Republic were previously known as "Czechoslovakia", which is handier and more efficient, if less helpful in pushing up your word count.
Your daily life is more influenced by Czechoslovakia and it's predecessors, Bohemia, Moravia, Ruthenia and Carpathia, than you might imagine. For one thing, "Budweiser" is the Teutonised version of Ceske Budejovice, where the drink was created. Art?
Bohemia the Punjabi rapper. Not what I meant, actually. |
Beautiful Bohemia. The right one |
Polka dancers. (Conrad, large, ungainly and with big feet, stands in awe of anyone who can dance) |
This one. NOT the silly one with Rock Hudson. |
You were not, one hopes, expecting a photograph? |
Anyway, one of the tricks up the Hussite's sleeves was the aforementioned war wagons, which were used in numbers to provide mobile firepower with protection. Art!
Thus |
Mikhail with his flail |
Motley! Let's test that assertion about flails. You hold the shield and I'll - no, no, it doesn't have any spikes or studs in it -
How Very Interesting ...
Conrad has promoted Ann Reardon's "How To Cook That" Youtube channel as a beacon of skeptical enquiry amidst a sea of sensory sewage, as she takes on Youtube "Content Farms" which pump out innumerable videos of 'Life Hacks' that don't work.
Having caught up with her latest release, she points out that one content farm, "5 Minute Crafts", is now debunking the video releases of another content farm, "Blossom". They must have been rattled by her constant debunking of their own cruddy content! Art?
That's shaving foam, not whipped cream |
We shall come back to this.
Still Banging Away
For Lo! are we not back on the subject of elephant guns again? Yes we are.
Back in the First Unpleasantness, the Teutons initially had an advantage in sniping when trench warfare settled in, to the extent of having special armoured plates for their snipers to use. Art?
"You look - I'm having a fag break." |
"But it would take a ridiculously good shot to put a bullet through such a tiny hole!" I hear you object.
Hmmm no. The wilier and wealthier British officers started to bring their own elephant guns to the front lines in 1915. Remember the disparity between normal rifle ammunition and those for a Nitro Express?
Big enough to be an effective club |
There may be something in here. |
Finally -
Can't hang around, there's some potato salad still left from yesteryon and it won't be there for much longer. Chin Chin and Ahoj! (Czech for "Goodbye")
* Or wrong, if you were watching from Rome.
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