Lest you confuse one with the other, we are not talking about that state in the south of South Canada, because their capital certainly isn't Tbilisi (it's Atlanta). Rather, I mean the Caucasian nation state which threw off the Sinister mantle in 1991. Originally, they had been forced to join the Sinister Union at the point of a gun, being physically conquered by the Red Army in 1921. Art?
Tbilisi |
Of course after 1991 all the statues of Stalin vanished, as nobody had ever liked "The Little Sod With The Moustache"; feared, yes; liked, no. Some of them went a bit earlier, as for example that one in Hungary, destroyed in the 1956 uprising.
Not so little, yet still soddy and moustachey |
Thus |
No, I've got no idea what it's about and the publishers don't seem to have known, either, or there'd be some blurb on the front about "In the tradition of 'Lord of the Rings'" or "Written in the style of Tolkein" or "An epic high fantasy akin to the Ring" or even (being a touch desperate here) "By the author who lived two streets over from the niece of Tolkein's babysitter".
I just did a bit of quick Google-fu on this and the reviews are not good. Not good at all. Allow me to quote part of one: "The start of the book takes far too long to get going and at no point are you rewarded with any conceptual unity or anything resembling a coherent plot."
So there you are: Tiflis-cum-Tbilisi.
Georgian architecture |
Copyright And Wrong
Yesterday I mentioned some of the problems that face publishers who might want to reprint classic comic strips from British comics, in that their audience is getting rather long in the tooth. Conrad himself is one of these potential purchasers and will be hitting 59 this year. Art!
Our earlier example, published in 1971 |
This puzzled me considerably as a youth |
If You Want To Miss This One -
Conrad will generously permit, as he is digesting breakfast, and did you realise how filling porridge is?
Because we are once again back with "Forgotten Weapons", and Ian McCollom, whom others have christened "Gun Jesus" because of his somewhat - er - hippyish appearance. Art!
Ian and friend |
It's not the infamous Sten Gun of the Second Unpleasantness, notorious for being shoddy and cheap, which allowed it to be produced by the millions. It is, rather, a Teuton copy of said gun, except they simplified it a bit, which is hard to credit as the Sten was deliberately made about as simple as you can get. The design and production began in late 1944, when the writing was clearly on the wall for the Nazi regime, and they decided to produce copies of Allied weapons to - ah - to - er - confuse them? The logic, if any, escapes me. Art!
Note magazine |
Ironically, as one poster put it in the forum for this item, for a weapon designed to be as cheap as possible, it sold for £8,000 at auction.
Next!
Back To That "Rolling Stone" List -
Aaand we're not going to bother with number 21, "Astroboy" because it sounds rubbish; a super-powered robot boy in a Japanese cartoon show with dubious animation from the Sixties? Nope.
Let us instead indulge Conrad's mania for checking out what he likes, not what you want or like to read or see. And at Number 20 we have -
Yay! |
You can bet your boots (also socks, underwear and PPE) that Conrad backs this one. It's a hard-sci fi space opera where humanity has colonised the Solar System, and taken all it's vices and virtues along for the ride. Amazon Prime picked it up when SyFy dropped it, thank you Mister Bezos, and they're currently filming Season Five. Your Humble Scribe has read all the books, which only gives one an outline of what may happen next on screen, since the canny scriptwriters don't simply copy and paste.
If you have no idea what I'm talking about THEN THE EXIT DOOR IS THAT WAY!
Finally -
I know, I know, we've still not gotten around to that Polish website that connects the dots between Keanu Reeves and UFOs, but I haven't forgotten it and we will cover it, eventually. In the meantime, please have a look at this and tell me what you think -
Hmmmmmmmmmmm |
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