I think that's what I'm aiming for <checks Collins Concise> close enough. Besides, the less Shakespeare these pages are inflected with, the better.
"Fire burn and cauldron bubble" would be the next line, wouldn't it, and that's kind of vaguely aligned to what I wanted to wiffle on about today. Art?
NO! Art, you bafoon - that's a "Caudron" - where's my Tazer |
<hideous cacophony reminiscent of a hundred wildcats being microwaved alive>
Shall we try again?
Not sure where the still comes from |
<Conrad barely suppresses a choking fit of rage>
These two screenshots above illustrate what I have long asserted: that some people retailing books on Abebooks are ripping buyers off. You'll notice that the SMALL PAPERBACK BOOK in the top picture is going for £84, and that they want another SIXTY POUNDS for postage. I repeat, this is a small paperback book. And nobody's going to pay £145 for a book when the vendor beneath is only (!) charging £10.50 for postage.
This, you see, is why I never got to play another round of my English Civil Unpleasantness tonight; booksearching. I blame Jim and Al for it, they were gibbering on about "One Man's Window" by Denis Barnham earlier in the month. Art?
Again - unavailable. Bah! |
SO MANY BOOKS SO LITTLE TIME!
er - yes - quite - as I was saying - quick, Art, a picture!
More postage-gouging - £24.50 in case you can't see the small print, and for a book of this size coming from South Canada you can expect to pay £10 at the most. Art!
This one is in New Zealand and they're only charging £18 postage!
Your Humble Scribe is tempted. Only tempted. I have the willpower to resist.
Okay, motley, I want you to don these prosthetic wings, you've got a long flight ahead of you. Yes, yes, you are kind of "Lord Of The Wings", aren't you?
Conrad's Mind: A Metaphor
No tasteless puns here folks! Art?
Centralia, Pennsylvania |
As is the case with Your Modest Artisan.
I awoke this morning with the word "Kurchatovium" winging around my consciousness. Because I haven't got a notepad to hand on the bedside cabinet I didn't recall the word until later on, and Googled it. Art?
Ignore the beer, ignore the beer! |
The thing is, the suggestion came from the Sinister Union, which went toes-up in 1991.
So, has this nugget of information been bouncing about in my brain for almost 30 years? Or - I don't know. Comments and suggestions welcomed. Brain, I'm warning you. None of this nonsense in future**.
"It Is Bliss Here" By Myles Hildyard
Just to bring you abreast of the facts, by 1944 Myles was an Intelligence Officer with the HQ of 7th Armoured Division, having been moved on from the Sherwood Rangers Yeomanry since 1943. He was privy to some positive Real Life Top Secret information thanks to his job, and being able to keep his lips sealed.
Unlike BBC correspondents. Art?
Frank Gillard, BBC war correspondent |
Which has gone off at a tangent from Myles, rather. Sorry! Art?
Myles at right with his ACV and party |
To an anorak like Conrad this is perfectly clear; to normal Hom. Sap., perhaps not so much. Thus: "Bit of intercept"; a radio intercept, where the British "Y" Service radio eavesdropping stations had picked up a Teuton transmission, perhaps behind the front lines, perhaps in This Sceptred Isle itself.
Add caption |
"9 SS Div.": 9th SS Panzer Division "Hohenstaufen". One of the Nazi's most effective armoured divisions.
The war is over for these four |
Finally -
That was a bit grim, wasn't it? Let us end with something a bit lighter in tone. Art?
Edna, yesteryon. She struggles to cope with hot weather, as she can't take her fur coat off, and so lies, panting a bit, at ones feet, only rousing to look at one if there happens to be food about. That she can cope with.
And with that we are done!
* Sorry for any lingering images that creates. Imagine fluffy bunnies and rainbows instead.
** Brain sniggers to itself and ignores warning
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