You know, the guitarist in Queen, because Lo! we are back to doing A Little Musical Critique of "Bohemian Rhapsody", which has turned out to be rather a Large Musical Critique because there's so much of it.
Having lightly skated o'er the verse that might have annoyed some folk, we now come to the bit where Freddie Mercury composed it by opening a Spanish dictionary at random. To wit:
I see a little silhoutto of a man
The concept of "silhouette" comes from portraiture that was cheaper than a painting
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Actually a character from Italian Commedia dell'arte. The Fandango is a Spanish dance, and I've no idea why the two are mixed together.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me
You great big wuss! Lightning's only dangerous if you're outside under a tree
Gallileo Gallileo
Gallileo Gallileo
What on earth does a Renaissance philosopher have to do with anything?
Gallileo Figaro
And - look, what does an opera have to to with the Renaissance philosopher?
Magnifico
Our opinions on this will have to differ.
There's a great quote from the band's Roger Taylor on the webpage I used to track these lyrics down: "They said "Bohemian Rhapsody" was too long and wouldn't work. We thought, "Well we could cut it, but it wouldn't make any sense", it doesn't make much sense now and it would make even less sense then; you would miss all the different moods of the song. So we said no. It'll either fly or it won't."Well, it definitely flew. He's not wrong about the sense bit, either. And notice there's not one word about The Plastic People Of The Universe in there, either.
Roj, Now and Then |
Something Has Gone Badly Right
You ought to know that Conrad gets very shifty and worried if the audience traffic climbs above a certain level, because inevitably some legal counsel for The Metro or First Group will get to read about BOOJUM! and decide an injunction is needed. Not so much for the past 3 months as I've not had to endure First Group's pubic service, and thus not been exposed to The Fish-and-Chip Wrapper, though there is still almost 7 year's worth of venomous invective backed up.
So I was a bit edgy when this came up. Art?
"Pageviews Today: 180" |
Conrad John Bolton
That's another reason to dread getting on a bus in future.
"Countdown" And Copyright
NO! Not the game show. Although Conrad quite enjoyed it when he watched it.
No, I refer - obviously! - to the comic that came out in the early Seventies, and which Your Humble Scribe distinctly remembers getting the first edition of. Art?
Interior art by the excellent Jim Burns |
Firstly, there has to be an audience out there. "Countdown" dates from 1971, and if you were aged 10 then (as was Conrad) then you'd be 59 this year. For comic strips from the Sixties, add another 10 years to that. Are there enough people out there with rosy memories of their childhood who'd be willing to purchase a retrospective collection?
That's just the first hurdle a collection of, say, "Special Agent 21" would have to overcome. Art?
Nothing at all to do with James Bond in any way at all, ever. Honestly. |
Aha! Found It!
I refer, of course, to entry number 22 on "Rolling Stone"'s list of the 50 best sci-fi television series ever. Which you will have already guessed from my horribly strained title is - "Lost". Art?
First season cast |
Still, that first series was compelling. I'd better not reminisce too much or I'll end up watching it again, and I've got stuff to do.
Some other people |
Finally -
I'm sorry I didn't explain myself about "Scaramouche" and the illustration provided. Pretty obviously he's not an Italian stock character from the seventeenth century, strumming a lute. He is in fact an android assassin from Season 5 of "Samurai Jack", who gets pretty close to defeating our hero, whilst carrying on with a most cavalier vocal style reminiscent of a jazz musician. Of course justice prevails and he gets - but that would be telling too much.
Also does bar mitzvahs |
* Perhaps**.
** Perhaps not.
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