If you've been following the blog faithfully then you'll recall Your Humble Scribe was wibbling on about the word "Lagomorph", and the reality is a lot less interesting and exciting than your febrile imagination's images. No, a Lagomorph is not an oozy, boozy, ten-foot tall tentacled terror from Transylvania. It is - Art?
A rabbit |
Of course, Conrad could not simply leave it there. O no. For he is now dead set on finding examples of KILLER RABBITS, which will thoroughly justify having today's title.
And here we hark back to yesteryon's Tale Of Terror, "Night Of The Lepus", a film where one has to apostrophise the word "Horror" because they really blew it with this one. Art?
No! No! You should be shrieking with terror, not laughter. (Also, "Awwwww!" is NOT an appropriate response) |
Oh, and "Pigeons From Hell" is a horror story written by Robert Howard, tangential to the subject of zombies.
Bunnies having just dined on humans, apparently |
Behold the inheritor of the Earth |
Bunny and bones |
Then we have the Killer Rabbit assassin from "Misfits". By the time this series finished there were more Misfits than Fits, frankly, and this homicidal hopper is the result of someone whose imagination creates copies of whatever they think in the real world. Art?
Natty suit, man. Rabbit! Sorry, I entirely meant rabbit. |
Yes, Elmer. Look afraid. Look very afraid. |
"I was raised at Caerbannog, you know!" |
"Alamein To Zem Zem" By Keith Douglas
I have decided to annotate this memoir of the Unpleasantness in North Africa, because it fills a gap in my accounts derived from memoirs of the Sherwood Rangers Yeomanry. Miles Hilyard never fought there because he got sent to Crete and was captured there, and transferred to the HQ of 7th Armoured Division after escaping. Stuart Hills and David Render only fought in Europe from D-Day onward. Stanley Christopherson's diaries are missing crucial bits, and are written from the perspective of a Squadron commander; whereas Keith was a lot lower on the totem pole, commanding only 2 tanks at first, rather than 16.
A Crusader Mk III |
Meanwhile, We Change Subject Again
I like to mix it up. Besides, it's good mental exercise.
Okay, we have now reached Number 27 on that "Rolling Stone" list of the 50 greatest sci-fi television shows ever, and Conrad's not especially impressed with this one, not after Quatermass. For Lo! we are talking "Dollhouse". Art?
Lots of bright young things* |
Next!
Elephant Puns
This one will also take a bit of explaining. Perhaps I should have titled it "Elephant Guns" as that's what the meat of the matter is about. To provide some background detail, an elephant gun is the generic name for a big-game double-barrelled rifle of very large calibre, that fires a bullet the size of a carrot. They are fearsome engines, used to slay things like charging elephants or rhinos, and are extreme overkill were you only looking to see off the upright hairless ape. Art?
Normal round versus 600 Nitro Express |
This immediately means a discourse about Teuton armour of the First Unpleasantness, which is a topic in itself, and we're aleady well over the Compositional Ton, so we will come back to the matter of thick-skinned beasts at a later date. Art?
"Mister Unwary fires a Nitro Express" |
Finally -
If I were to say "Mission To Moscow" then I hope your immediate response would be a curled lip, a sneer and a disparaging remark about how the only good "Police Academy" film was the first one.
For Lo! There was an earlier film that went by this title, from 1943, and that dating is crucial, for it was during the brief 4-year period where the Sinister Union and South Canada were allies against the Teuton hordes of Herr Schickelgruber. Art?
The traditional Ruffian art of pipe-painting |
A trial of show |
Uh-oh. Someone's not happy! |
* Bah!
** Probably by throwing something at the controls.
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