<short pause whilst blood pressure falls and the red mist recedes from vision> Ahem. It is a pun.
For Yes! We are back on the subject of the 79th Armoured Division and it's "Funnies", as used in the Second Unpleasantness from D-Day onwards.
Here an aside. I am typing this at work in the office - yes, on a Saturday! - which means I'm not going to get home until 19:00 at best, or even later if I get to Oktoberfaust, of which more later, and that you may have to wait until even later than that for this scrivel to get promoted online. We shall see. It also means you only get this one post, as it would otherwise mean skiving during work time to create content, and, dammit, Conrad has a work ethic*.
Can you see me waving? |
Okay, back to TANK. At the time, one of Perfidious Albion's armoured divisions would have a couple of hundred armoured vehicles, but the 79th ended up with over seven thousand, which is a lot, though they operated separately rather than all in one big lump. You may laugh at these quaint improvisations, but the South Canadians would have been better advised to use some of them in addition to their sole adoption of the DD Sherman.
Take a look at the Churchill AVRE "Double Onion":
BANG, very loudly |
Talking of speed, meet the Centaur Armoured Bulldozer. Art?
Not just an armoured bulldozer - a Centaur armoured bulldozer, thank you very much. |
That's enough of TANK for one day - don't want to put you off with too much guff and stuff.
BOOJUM! Continues To Review Films
- in our own inimitable manner, as if anyone else out there would be interesting in adopting a ranting, frothing, dismissive and wildly inaccurate style that veers off wildly in strange directions not on the compass - see? That's exactly what I meant.
Ahem. Let us get as on-track as we ever do here, which is to say, not a lot.
"Knives Out": I saw the trailer at the cinema, which allows me to bang on about it as much as I like, so there. It is a murder-mystery along the lines of Somebody Is Guilty And Everybody Looks Guilty. I reckon the butler did it, in the kitchen with a lead pipe. Also, the background artwork on the posters is redolent of "Game Of Thrones", which this is definitely not, so SACK THE DESIGNER right now, thanks.
See? See what I mean and am correct about? |
Oh - "Ferrari" - still, can't be bothered to change it |
"Terminator: Dark Fate": Well of course it is, nobody in their right mind, or even their starboard mind, would expect to see the title as "Terminator: Fluffy Bunnies And Rainbows", would they?
Happy shiny people? (You gotta admit, it looks like it's smiling) |
Bah!
(I realise I've not actually reviewed the film. So what. It's my blog and I'll omit what I feel like).
Finally -
I see that the film "Abominable" has managed to create an enormous amount of fuss, not for being predictable tat dressed up in expensive animation, but for a fleeting shot of a map on a wall. Art?
Note the dotted yellow line |
Tee hee!
* Not much of one, but it's there.
** I know, I know, I'm a terrible person.
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