Allow me. I'd better explain that, it's a bit of a reach. So, today is 02/10/2019 - or Day Two of October, pronounced "Too", and that's how today's title came about. Aren't I clever?
Okay, now that I've loaded up a pair of photographs ahead of typing this at work - today's bus journey now taking 80 minutes rather than 40 thanks to road-works although the killing rage has started to settle thanks for asking - which I mentioned yesterday, you can see some evidence of my assertion that Popular Mechanics may prove to be a fruitful source of material. Check out the below -
Okay, now that I've loaded up a pair of photographs ahead of typing this at work - today's bus journey now taking 80 minutes rather than 40 thanks to road-works although the killing rage has started to settle thanks for asking - which I mentioned yesterday, you can see some evidence of my assertion that Popular Mechanics may prove to be a fruitful source of material. Check out the below -
And also -
Let's look at the latter in a little more detail.
"Army could make body armour based on pearls and LEGO" - come on, how can you not be interested in a topic like that? I will be clicking on that, believe me. "Everything Happening at the Area 51 Raid Today" is obviously dated as that was back in September, and we all know how that went - 75 attendees out of three million is pretty pathetic. "The Government Has Banned Flights Over Area 51" is hardly news, because it's not news, overflights have been banned for decades; face it, do you think the South Canadian Air Force would allow any nosey parker in a plane to sneak over and peek at all their top secret planes of the next generation that will make the F17 look like something Orville Wright dreamed up?*
The particle beam stuff I mentioned yesterday.
Now, motley, lets sit down with a pot of tea and some toasted crumpets!"Army could make body armour based on pearls and LEGO" - come on, how can you not be interested in a topic like that? I will be clicking on that, believe me. "Everything Happening at the Area 51 Raid Today" is obviously dated as that was back in September, and we all know how that went - 75 attendees out of three million is pretty pathetic. "The Government Has Banned Flights Over Area 51" is hardly news, because it's not news, overflights have been banned for decades; face it, do you think the South Canadian Air Force would allow any nosey parker in a plane to sneak over and peek at all their top secret planes of the next generation that will make the F17 look like something Orville Wright dreamed up?*
The particle beam stuff I mentioned yesterday.
Yum! |
Now, on with the show!
You What?
Conrad is unsure exactly how he came upon a Youtube time-lapse video of a couple of nerdy types assembling the Apollo Lunar Lander, except he did. Art?
The article in question |
CAUTION! Only for nerds with patience (Also, some people have too much time on their hands) |
Another question arises in Conrad's fetid mind: what do you do with this thing once you've completed it? It's a fair size, horizontally and vertically. Do you let it sit on a shelf amongst all your other Lego Creator stuff? Because you'll need a lot of large shelves, considering the size of those Star Wars kits -
4,700 pieces and yours for £975 |
Right - NOW For The Polish Tank Destroyer!
Thanks to Tom (the ardent swain of Darling Daughter) about this one. He initially thought it was the Finns who were plotting mass tank-destruction, then realised it was the Poles and pulled up a picture on his digital devil's device. Art?
And it was this very picture |
Tsar Putin is unhappy. Bad Poles! Naughty Poles! |
"Army could make body armour based on pearls and LEGO"
<tries to think of a thin pun involving swine, fails, frowns horribly and scares colleagues>
Okay, I did have a look at this PM article, and bless me, it is interesting.
Okay, normal body armour tends to be made of either steel plates, which are very heavy, or Kevlar, which is expensive and no lightweight, either. Same with helmets. To make a bulletproof helmet has remained a pipedream since the First Unpleasantness, since it would require metal so thick the wearer would need a neck-brace made out of scaffolding. Art! Put that plate of coal down!
The stuff itself |
It also has a certain degree of flexibility, which again is what you want in body armour; excessively stiff materials are more likely to fracture under impact and cause an even worse wound than without body armour.
As we remember from yesteryon and the Canuckistanians in Normandy |
Finally -
I discovered the reason why my endurance test into work yesterday took so long; at the right moment I happened to be looking out of the window, whereas yesterday I was nose deep in either a Cryptic Crossword or a book.
Roadworks. I may be able to get a photograph tomorrow.
So, roadworks. A stretch of the A627 of about fifty yards length has been coned-off, creating a single-lane, which, thanks to the sheer volume of traffic into Gomorrah-on-the-Irwell, has creating a tailback miles long. Hence the veins in my forehead throbbing dangerously.
<loud swearing> |
* Rhetorical question. The answer is "No".
** Tee hee!
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