No! Wash Your Filthy Minds Out -
- after you extract them from the gutter. This post is nothing at all to do with hanky-panky and in fact deals with that most fascinating of subjects, For yes! Thanks to the march of technology, marine operations in deep waters offshore are now becoming increasingly feasible in financial terms. That can be your factoid of today to take away and keep.
This all stems from a very peculiar ship that I came across earlier today. Art?
'Seven Waves' in dock |
'Seven Waves' at sea |
That's not all. Your humble scribe noticed that the VTLT cannot lay that pipe over the stern - so I concluded that the Seven Waves must use a moon pool to deploy the piping. Again, this took a bit of digging, but an official Subsea 7 pdf confirmed my conclusion.
Hooray for me!
Moon pools (I ain't gonna explain - we covered this earlier in 2018) |
The 'Thunder Stone'
Earlier today we covered a colossal piece of masonry-movement, the Baalbek Trilithons, several 800 ton blocks of stone, which were moved less than a mile from quarry to temple build-site over hard, level ground.How, then, to move a granite boulder that weighed in at circa 1,500 tons, and move it over 3.5 miles of swamp and uneven ground? Art!
Like so - |
Here's a picture of the end product:
That's Peter the Great, that is |
<ironically enough, I am now eating a Chicken Kiev, which has taken revenge for any perceived slight against it's fellow Slavs by squirting molten butter down my chin>
Getting Paid
Or, sometimes Life Imitates Art. I have just finished watching the last episode of Season One of "The Rockford Files", where Jim has to deal with a shady businessman who is cooking the books in order to deceive both his artiste repertoire and business partners. Art?Jim with client (Come on, don't tell me I have to indicate which is which!) |
End result = victory for Jim. The studio settled out of court - presumably under a non-disclosure agreement - which is code for "We've lost but don't want to admit this in court, as other folks might be inclined to sue us, too, and there would be a precedent."
Nice one, Jim. How do you feel about that?
"Pretty chirpy, Connie, thanks for asking." |
Say what? How come all these people who reply are calling your modest artisan "Connie"? Was there a memo I missed?
I mean, look at him - |
That's not a face that goes well with any diminutive, is it? I am perturbed that my hatchet-faced visage and desiccated constitution are not being taken seriously enough. Very perturbed.
* Don't worry, it's in a sturdy protective barrel
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