Your Humble Scribe, never a ray of sunshine-yness at the best of times, used to worry about the chances of an accidental thermonuclear war breaking out in the Seventies and Eighties. "Accidental" because the Cuban Missile Crisis had frightened people into becoming a lot warier about the Big Bang Bombs.
Ooops. |
The Chicxulub Crater |
Unless one man succeeds in his mission. One man, one man alone, one man -
- in a field. In Wales. Art?
Our hero Jay Tate |
Jay at work. Probably not contemplating buttock transplants |
I was prompted to type this up after reading about Spaceguard on the BBC's website, and here follows a link:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-53082475
We already have the technology to deflect an NEO, as witness the Japanese Hayabusa comet probes; all we need is sufficient early warning.
WALES: PROTECTING THE PLANET! |
Dammit, what was that science-fiction novel by Captain W.E. Johns, the creator of "Biggles", where the world was threatened by an asteroid on a collision course*?
Conrad Is Agog
I know, I know, you're all sitting there shaking your
I stumbled across a thread on Twitter that Bryn Hammond (Proper Established Author And Everything) had put up, and it lead to some gobsmacking revelations. A previous poster had been complaining about the shoddy quality of a work from Pen & Sword, who sell books on military history**: there didn't seem to have been any proof-reading and the text was full of spelling mistakes <shudders in horror>.
After that came a few comments about the dubious quality of Pen & Sword works, and then a sub-thread developed about this. Art?
"Air War Over The Nore" by Sutherland and Canwell |
The script isn't that legible, so let me inform you that AWOTN blatantly copies material from 4 other books, and 80% of it is simply copied material. What isn't copied is invariably wrong. They didn't ask permission to copy, and computer-scanned the original pictures in a very shoddy way, leading to very poor quality pictures.
Mister Foynes, whose material they had copied most of, took them to court, whereupon they promptly settled out of court and even paid his legal fees.
We shall come back to this, it's too juicy not to!
"Crash Bandicoot"
From the context of a peculiar thread on Facebook somewhere, Conrad guessed that this was a computer game. Art?
Conrad correct |
I see they only give Mister C. Bandicoot three fingers, and square Hom. Sap. teeth. This kind of ethnomorphology simply will not do. Art?
The real thing. Rather less garish. |
Aha! It was "Return to Mars". Now I know. If I remember correctly - it's been a few decades - the Martian atmosphere's red colouration is in fact due to -
- mosquitoes! Planet-wide swarms of mosquitoes.
"Basque"
It was the answer to a Codeword entry, before you ask, and Conrad - me being me - was immediately struck by the fact that it is both a region that encompasses both parts of Spain and France, known as "Euscadia" to the locals, and "a tight-fitting bodice for women" according to my Collins Concise. Art?
O so easily confused, hmmm?
All my Collins Concise says is that the underwear is derived from the French word "Basque" which sends us round in a circle, rather. Why the same word for two such dissimilar things?
I shall go ponder on this.
Finally -
It is a staple on the blog that Conrad can spend his time doing pretty much whatever he feels like, whereas everybody else with a hobby has Too Much Time On Their Hands. Remember that enormous ATAT made out of gingerbread? Yeah, that kind of thing. Not to mention the gigantic Dalek constructed from straw. Well, here's similar on a slightly smaller scale. Art?
See what I mean? |
Chally Two in Lego. Now I can die happy. |
And with that, Vulnavia, we are ever so surely done!
* I must have forgotten about this since 1975. What a strange thing memory is.
** Your Humble Scribe has given up the hilarious pretence of not knowing what a "book" is.
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