This is by way of an aside and an idea generated as I was walking through the Arndale Centre, for only by diverting myself with such strange and exotic matters can I resist the siren call of the phone and clothes shops*.
Okay, let us cast our minds back to the dim, distant and dangerous days of the Teuton's "Kaiserschlacht" offensive of March 1918, when the Fifth Army of Perfidious Albion had to "fall back elastically in pre-planned manouevres" that the unkind would call "running away". I am referring to my re-reading the history of the 18th Division in the Great War, whose divisional sign (all British divisions had an emblem) was the punning collection of three capital letters - "ATN". Say it aloud and it makes more sense. Art?
Same edition as mine! |
18 pounder shell |
So, Major Deedes and his battery had gotten through 107 tons of supplied artillery ammunition. In one day. Granted, this was an unusual situation, yet it does give you some idea of the scale of logistics needed to supply modern artillery. Art?
The supplier: a General Service Wagon |
I don't just make this stuff up, you know*** |
"Sephiroth"
Ah yes, I remember this word bubbling up to the top of my conscious mind as I stalked - or perhaps stomped, I am fairly large and move with a heavy footfall - back to my desk on the Seventeenth Floor of the Dark Tower. "Oh, thank you, Steve!" I snorted, internally, as otherwise I would have scared people. "What have you landed me with now?"
Steve is my unconscious mind. I can blame everything on him, and do.
I had the feeling that this was a Biblical name, as in "Sephiroth begat Hapshebat who begat Gargalblasta who led the tribes of the Holbytlan against the Voltarol".
Not a bit of it. Art?
Let the Freudian jokes commence |
Oh, I see. SEPC would reanimate you as a zombie and force you to work for them until you fell apart from necrosis.
Capitalism at it's worst, comrades!
Of course, I could be over-thinking this a bit ...
Shinra - always looking for undead hires! |
About That Light-bulb Moment
I had one earlier today, in the middle of creating the earlier BOOJUM! which I have to elucidate about, since I get many of these things on a daily basis and don't want to confuse you with my brilliance.
Okay, Quiet Tom, who is Darling Daughter's partner (that step beyond 'boyfriend') has to be clean-shaven in order to be able to don a respirator, as he works in a lab with many, many dangerous chemicals knocking about, the lucky swine. I shan't gift you a photo of Tom, as he is shy and spurns the camera.
Another Tom, neither shy nor camera-spurning in the least |
This thus makes more sense when reading about the officers of Perfidious Albion wanting their men to shave every day; you can understand this about the Guards division, whom every single one were expected to be exemplars of smartness from private to general, less expectedly of shire divisions like the 55th (East Lancashire) division - unless it's a preventive measure about gas.
Peter Hart in the check shirt (Yes, seriously) |
Finally -
I did the Good Thing this afternoon and took Edna for a walk, whilst it was not completely burning hot, and the CEASELESS EVER-POUNDING RAINS had quieted for a while - we shall see how long that remains the case.
Edna managed to demean the doggie race with her undignified disporting on a piece of grass that - smelled good?
Edna, letting down all of dog-kind |
* This is one of the biggest lies Conrad has ever stated <the wicked truth courtesy Mister Hand!>
** Sorry. Channelling my inner "The Goon" where it is Frankie's battle-cry
*** Well, actually I do. Let's admit that before the loathsome Mister Hand intervenes.
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