And, NO! I am not talking about that daft side-story in "Disaster 1990", when our hero Bill Savage encounters a mad professor of ornithology, who is able to turn flocks of ducks into ferocious killers. Really, killers, they peck your eyes out and everything. Art?
Er - yes, they're piranhas, not ducks, though the principle is the same <coughcough> and it looks as though our heroes are assured of a nice fish supper. I suppose this screenshot will do for the Terror in the Water part of today's title concept.
In case you were wondering, and even if you weren't, "Disaster 1990" was a series that ran in 2000AD, which Art can help with -
Behold the bodge |
I found proof! Proof, I tell you! |
Quite the question |
When they came clean, it was to admit that the missile had a nuclear engine, at which point Your Humble Scribe's Uh-Oh Gland started to act up. The concept of a nuclear-engined cruise missile is quite an old one, going back to the early Sixties and the terrifying Project Pluto with it's SLAM. Art?
Death from above made concrete |
You'd also have to have it land somewhere, or, more accurately "crash". Again, you don't want to do this on your own territory, as contaminating hundreds of acres for thousands of years tends to irk people. Diving it into the Arctic Ocean? Not a problem, especially if there's nobody around to witness it.
The South Canadians abandoned their Hydrogen Hammer From Hell because they imagined if they built it, the Sinisters would, too, and you'd have a stalemate. Nowadays, the South Canadians have gotten rid of the Intermediate Nuclear Forces Treaty, which previously prevented them from re-creating SLAM. You can bet your bottom dollarpound that some boffins and suits and generals are gathered together in a Pentagon room, heads together, coming to the conclusion that, if Ivan's got it, then we need it too.
Interesting times, eh?
I say, motley, would you like a bottle of iodine pills?
SLAM, bam, decontam |
Well, having hopefully terrified the tar out of you, let us turn to more wholesome matters, light and frothy subject nonsense like - oooh, I dunno, "The Walking Dead"? A laff riot if ever there was one!
Charlie Adlard Has Worked Hard
Well he has! In case you are unaware, Ol' Chas is the artist who has drawn TWD since Issue 7, a loooong time ago. He is a Brit, and is based in the Pond of Eden (since it's raining again), and I think we might have a picture -
Hmmm. No, that's not Charlie. |
Ol' Chas |
ROYALTIES! |
Today's Cryptic Crossword Quibble
I do this a lot, don't I? Perhaps we should have a regular, bordered area on the blog where I rant and tant about strange words and abstruse clues, and how the compilers are, essentially, dirty cheating curs. For example, of late we have had, as answers, "CRISES", this being the plural of "Crisis". When does this word EVER get used? The only instance I could think of was - actually it wasn't, I'd got the tense wrong. Art?
It's a DC title. Charlie? I don't think there's any zombies in it. |
And also "OAKUM", which again I had to guess at, since the letters I had seemed to fit. Art?
Hay Pesto |
Finally -
I need something short to finish off with, and Hay Pesto! the word "Glissade" popped up in the forefront of my brain. Doubtless, I told myself, a musical term, one of those complicated arrangements of scales and <thinks> arpeggios (which sound delicious!) and <thinks even harder> tarradiddles.
Unfortunately the truth is a little less glamourous. It's either a ballet move, which is dull dull DULL, or it's sliding down snowscapes with an axe under your nethers. Art?
More interesting and hazardous indeed |
* The area of influence that a person or entity yields. Not exactly a household concept, is it?
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