And he's had a few. I know, I know, I'm stretching when I say "moment" for a film of feature length; cut me some slack here, I'm being poetic.
J. R. "Hot Stuff" McReady (Does alien invasions and barbecues at reasonable rates) |
Accept no imitations ... |
An Heck Of An Haul
'Twas but yesteryon when Wonder Wifey motioned over Your Humble Scribe and asked "D'You want to order anything from 'Cut Price Barry's'?" whilst pointing at a screen full of various teas and spiced sauces.
Well yes I did, to be short and sweet about it. And today?
Four different kinds of tea and four horribly hot sauces. A veritable voyage of viand <thinks> verification awaits*!
Motley, would you care to sit in on my tasting of these spicy sauces? I guarantee that none of them are explosive, radioactive or acidic. Yes, you can have a bowl of sour cream to take the burn away! (boy that motley, what a wimp, eh?)
Convair "Sky Scorcher"
No! Not a brand of silly-hot sauce. Get that photo above out of your head!
I'd not heard of this particular banana until yesterday, when it was mentioned in passing on Brian Dunning's podcast, so - me being me - I simply had to look it up.
Okay, Convair were a branch of General Dynamics, who built jet fighters and missiles and Go Fast Deadly Stuff like that. Art?
Their F106 Delta Dart |
A Bomarc park |
I'll say. The South Canadian Air Force were not wild about the idea of setting off numerous extremely large fusion warheads over the Continental United States - as part of their remit was to prevent anything like this happening.
Nor, at the time, was the phenomenon of Transient Electro-Magnetic Pulse known or understood.
Ooops. |
Saner counsel than the designers at Convair prevailed, and the aptly-named Sky Scorcher never got made. Phew. A narrow escape!
How Very British
OR
See? See What You Could Have Had?
Conrad came across something earlier this week on the Beeb's website that has, now that I need it, inevitably absented itself. This isn't enough to stop me, as I have now exploited Google to track down the relevant image. Art? ART! WAKE UP FROM YOUR SLOTHFUL COAL-INDUCED STUPOR!
This is a bit small |
Captures the pant-wetting terror of formation-flying in jets! |
Anyway, the Red Arrows are the Royal Air Force's premier aerobatics display team, which automatically makes them the premier aerobatics team in the world**. They are off on a flag-flying (take this expression literally) tour of South Canada, probably feeling glad that they need not fear some twitchy USAF pilot loosing off volleys of Sky Scorchers.
That picture above shows them flag-flying (I did warn you) over the city of New York, where the flabbergasted denizens were able to brood on how the Union Jack was suddenly back and superior to them***.
Mind-controlling chemtrails! IN THREE DIFFERENT FLAVOURS!! |
Enough Of Aircraft
Time for TANK!
Today we learn, Vulnavia, that bigger is not always better, especially when it comes to TANK, namely that "mobile metal fort" the Jadgtiger, which we touched on briefly yesteryon. Art?
With puny humans for scale |
However ... You knew that was coming, didn't you? Like all the Teuton mega-panzers, it was grossly under-powered, carrying an engine meant for a tank of 45 tons, not 70. This meant the poor, overstrained engine broke down in despair regularly. When that happened the crew usually set fire to it and ran away, since retrieving one of these beasts required a Bergepanther recovery vehicle and two half-tracks as well; which trio were rarely to be found at hand.
Time to tackle a sandwich. Chin chin!
Oh, apart from the faithful and impatient readers, you may only get to read this late at night. Or not. We shall see.
* I know it's not very suspenseful but "Verification" is right on the money here.
** THERE WILL BE NO DEBATE. NONE.
*** Yes, I am milking this a bit. It's not often you get an opportunity like this.
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