No! Nothing to do with 'Star Trek' and their "Mirror, Mirror" universe starship.
Here an aside. That is one of my favourite ST episodes; however, I don't think a series set in that universe would last long. Their interpretation of the Prime Directive appears to be "Do unto others way before they get an inkling of doing anything themselves, and if you can't make it permanent, make it hurt."
The Epitomy of rational evil |
Anyway, what I really wanted to talk about was criminals running an entire planet - Tatooine being my example, from another franchise with "Star" in the title.
Firstly, putting myself in the criminal's place, you'd need to wait - what? No! Not "Star Crash" - to wait until the planet had a unitary world government, for severely practical - NO! Nor "Star Maidens" - practical reasons.
"Star Crash": of course, nothing with Caroline Munro can be entirely worthless. (Not sure about Christopher Plummer's roast chicken impersonation, though) |
<takes deep breath to calm throbbing vein in left temple>
No, Art, no - oh what's the use - |
Now, time to chuck the motley into a swimming pool and hurl globules of Chlorine Trifluoride at it!
Oh look. Some <ahem> Star maidens |
"Wehraboo" Part Two
Lest you be unfamiliar with the term, it refers to fanboys who insist that the Teutons of the Second Unpleasantness were so much better than anybody else that they won the war - except for the minor technical point that they didn't, which makes Wehraboos very cross indeed. So I thought I'd post a little corrective. Art?
"I say, old chap, you've left a fearful mess behind." |
A 17 pounder anti-tank gun, courtesy of Perfidious Albion |
From Strife To Harmony
Conrad today ventured into Gomorrah-on-the-Irwell for the Gobe Festival, an event celebrating Hungarian music, art and food - there were craft trinkets but I ignored those - all for free entry. Art?
Dig those diacritical marks, baby! |
"Surt Kolbasz" |
I did chinwag with a couple of stall owners for a minute, telling them that they were lucky with the weather (hot and sunny), at which the lady agreed: she'd lived in the UK for 7 years and was thus quite well acquainted with our weather. I also confessed that the English were not well up on Hungarian culture; all we know are Bela Bartok, the biro (after Ladislas Biro) and goulash.
"Ah, goulash!" they both chuckled.
Best to go out on a high, eh?
Conrad now hungry |
Finally -
There was this ghoul, see -
- and he met a cop with a laser gun -
- and now he's -
Ghoul ash.
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