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Friday 12 September 2014

A Placeholder Post At 4:37

Well, It Feels Like 4:37
This is to let you know that BOOJUM! will be taking an hiatus, or you might call it an interregnum*, from the daily routine.  This is because the plan is to get picked up from the Mansion, whiz over to Warrington, quaff** a ton of beer, talk drivel about tanks, then collapse into bed @ midnight before whizzing back here Saturday morning.
     That's the plan.  
     Of course, no plan survives contact with the enemy ,,,
The enemy
So you won't have:

Elderly Gent Trying To Recapture Lost Youth
No!  Not scurrying after some wandering child - my younger years.  Sheesh.  Try to be poetical and people's minds end up in the midden.
Conrad: secretly proud of this one***
Pictures Of Cakes
I did bake that batch of Butter Brandy Banana Bread Baps, but forgot to take a photo, so in your minds, gentle reader, they probably don't exist.  Here's a random picture of  - actually I don't know ...

Vapid Celebrities In The Metro
For instance, who is this woman?  Why is she?  
Actually I don't care who she is, unless she can hold her own in a conversation about TAnKS.  Can she?  No!  Get thee gone, double-barrelled name with single-talent ability.

Or cute animals:

"Read BOOJUM!  Please!  Or I go into the slow cooker^ ..."


*  Yes, more Latin
**  This might be Latin.  Too scared to check
***  - the sad gimp! <adds Mister Hand>
^ Only joking Anna - put the knife down!




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