The T28 - with puny humans for scale |
This monster was designed and built for a similar purpose to Perfidious Albion's A39 Tortoise, namely tackling the Teuton defences of the Seigfried Line. However - and you knew that word was coming - by the time it came off the production line the Siegfried Line was a distant memory and the war in Europe had come to an end.
Paging Mister Freud .... |
The armour up front was 12 inches thick, and it sported a bunker-busting 105 mm <hack spit> gun, which would have made anything on the battlefield go away very quickly - that is, if it had ever gotten there. Art!
Transportation also a problem; I bet it couldn't pass over most road bridges. "Ah! Railway bridges!" I hear you respond. Ah - no. No. It would have destroyed the sleepers and rails it passed over. Nice try, 4/10.
Thursday was another day normally spent at home,
frequently recovering from too much alcohol.
However, after making lists the night before, Louis found he needed to
go shopping a day early, and since he tutored Jennifer on Thursday evening he
had to do the shopping in the daytime.
Not only that, he splashed out on a pair of shirts and a new pair of
trousers.
‘You are looking more cheerful, Mister McMahon,’
observed Walid, the taxi-driver he normally booked to get back home with all
the shopping.
‘I shouldn’t be,’ replied Louis. ‘I go back to work full-time next week.’
Walid made an ambiguous grunt, which might be
commiseration or congratulation, helped carry the shopping to the doorstep and
accepted the usual tip. Louis noticed
that the Asian never went over the threshold, dismissing it as the discretion
of a man who didn’t really know his customer.
‘What! That’s
got to the the tenth time you’ve looked at me!’ scolded Louis, catching
Jennifer staring at him.
‘You’ve changed.
You seem less stiff and starchy tonight.
Got a girlfriend?’ asked Jennifer.
She saw her mentor’s brows draw together, a frown doubtless preceding a
telling-off. ‘Only asking! You have changed, you know, enough for me to
notice. Sorry. I didn’t mean to be cheeky,’ she finished,
biting her bottom lip in embarassment, looking at the carpet and seeing a
shopping receipt under the coffee table.
Louis, almost ready to snap at her for the crack about
a girlfriend, felt his heart go out to her as she looked down in painfully
sincere regret. His snappy retort
evapourated.
‘I’m going back to lecture at college full-time. Oh, nothing high-flying or prestigious!’ he
laughed when she bounced upright again. ‘Teaching
a class full of petty criminals.
Apparently I’m the only tutor able to cope with them.’
‘You?’ mocked Jennifer. ‘There’s nothing of you. And you’re only eight years old!’
‘Oh ha,’ replied Louis. ‘How did you leap to that conclusion?’
Jennifer groaned at the oldest
joke they both knew.
"EMBLAZON": O COME ON! When was the last time you either read this word or used it in casual conversation? Never, that's right, because it's the sort of language you'd only find in "Sir Nigel" or "The White Company". Which were written a century ago about the fourteenth century <gets Collins Concise> "To portray heraldic arms (on shield, notepaper, etc.) and definitely not fit for Codeword solutions". Art!
All argent and gules |
"ASPHYXIA": Doubtless this one has a Greek root <checks> yup "Asphuxia" meaning "A stopping of the pulse" because you've been strangled, which fate would be FAR TOO GOOD for certain Codeword compilers. Instead <sounds of the Remote Nuclear Detonator being frenziedly pounded>. There, I feel so much better! Art?
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