Nor are they exactly conventional ones.
A metaphor for Conrad's mind |
No, Art, not that kind of dragon |
So - instead of having an armoured, flying flamethrower as your "Do Not Disturb" symbol, why not put down the equally mythical upas tree?
"Here be Upas Tree" - not only does it rhyme, you won't find anyone desperate enough to go within a mile of an upas tree. It doesn't move or have fangs, so the Great White Hunter types won't get out of bed for it, and botanists are not known for being fond of derring-do.
Obviously only drawings of said tree exist, since it's not real |
So, once again - why dragons?
The Manchineel. It does not appeal. |
On The Rails But Off The Tracks
O dearie me. You know Conrad, if not his mind, which he's not too sure about, either. It keeps doing this random mental flotsam thing, whereby a word turns up at random, and then I have to find out what it is and what it means. I shouldn't complain, it does provide material for BOOJUM! after all, and we even learn new things together.
Take "MANACLE" as an example. This wasn't a random syntactic salad thing, it was the answer to a Cryptic Crossword clue "One way of holding hands"). Art?
Or feets. |
Latin, of course, LATIN THE ZOMBIE LANGUAGE. From "Manus" meaning "Hands", to "Manicula" meaning "Little hands" to the French "Manicle" and then to the Queen of Languages and "Manacles".
That makes sense. However - "Otto Von Knobelsdorf"?
Actually only the VK bit popped up in my head. Typical lazy subconscious, can't be bothered to do all the work <Mister Hand edits out a long rant about the Id> so, Art?
Otto VK |
Since Pub Quiz may be a possibility tonight, I think it prudent to go scrape these bristles off my face. It will never be confused with an oil-painting, so I need all the advantages I can get.
More Of Barcelona!
But not of our visit there, O no. For you see, there was a ballfoot game here in Gomorrah-on-the-Irwell last night (or was it the night before? - sport: Conrad's Achille's Heel) played between Manchester United and Barcelona. To cut a long story short, MU lost. This is great, because it means lots of bitter invective on the BBC's Have Your Say webpages on their Sports tab.
Read on |
Strangling your team-mates: not a recommended winning strategy |
What matey (Suarez?) earns every second |
We've strayed a bit from Barcelona, haven't we? Okay, we'll get back on topic tomorrow.
* It's a cartographical term, not a reference to mythological creatures.
** I lied. It's Lucozade.
*** All variations on "Because you are weird" will be ignored.
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