Although Your Humble Scribe did enjoy the Club Mint variety, because there is nothing in this life that cannot be improved by the addition of mint flavouring. Art?
<gazes longingly> |
For I wanted to focus on instruments of instruction, or perhaps destruction, and certainly of irruption, which, if Art will be kind enough to illustrate -
Club |
A mace. Art?
Mazes in their places |
Mass of bass |
Imagine the meeting: HM Government have just recently had a meeting that discussed the performance parameters of an anti-aircraft gun, which they expect the gun-makers of Perfidious Albion to apply for. The thing has to be enormous, firing a 5.5 inch round of at least 80 pounds weight. Art?
Enormous, as stated. |
Or - "Mace" as in the spice, perhaps? |
Close enough |
Is He Or Isn't He?
The "He" I refer to here is nothing to do with Helium, nor Hydrogen, and thus nothing to do with thermonuclear weapons <makes sad face>, but is in fact Andrew Borntreger.
"Who's he?" I hear you chorus.
None other than the establisher, runner and content provider of "Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension", which Your Humble Scribe used to frequent waaaay back when, when The Agony Booth still had a forum, in fact. Yes, that long ago!
No pictures of Andrew, so here's some US Devil-dogs |
Typically reviewed fare |
http://jabootu.net/
The link, lest you be curious yourselves.
And now - a Polonaise!
Because. |
Strangerer Things
No! Nothing to do with the television series that might have been made especially for Conrad, especially the first season. No, instead I refer to a lot of rather odd items attached to lamp-posts. Art?
The top and bottom ones |
Of course the paranoid loonwaffles will be frothing with seething righteous indignation about them, and how they're mind-control scanners for the sinister lizard overlords who rule the human race from their underground base in the Antarctic ...
I don't suppose any of you shiftless articles reading this will know, still less enlighten the rest of us in the Comments, but I live in hope, I live in hope.
Irrefutable evidence that aliens stalk amongst us! (and if you insist they're just clouds, then you are part of the conspiracy) |
If I mention this, even briefly, I can work it into the Facebook and Twitter links when I promote the blog, which will result in LOTS AND LOTS of extra traffic.* And possibly some annoyed customers as well. I'll take the chance. For I have no conscience.**
"Who will end up on the Iron Throne?" runs the question. Personally, I hope it's Ser Jorah Mormont, because I've got him in the office sweepstake, though I can't honestly see it happening. Too honourable and decent a bloke to hack his way to power, really. Art?
Ser J., in his scabbier days |
JonsNowVeryWellRegarded
Again, hopefully that will come up in search engines as "Jon Snow", for Your Humble Scribe is nothing if not a cunning swine, and is not above stretching the truth to get a bit more foot traffic headed BOOJUM!wards.
Anyway, what I meant was the actor Jon Voight, whom I saw in abridged form last night, in Legal Eagle's assessment of "The Rainmaker". He pulls off a great turn as the defence attourney, and Legal Eagle acknowledged same. Art?
Jon. |
And with that we have well and truly cracked the ton, so it's off for lunch for this old grey gannet.
* Perhaps.
** Surgically extracted at birth.
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