For I refer to none other than Jon Pertwee, he whom adopted the mantle of "Doctor" for the third season of The BBC's Premier Dramamentary series "Doctor Who". Jon - Art, can you indulge us?
Jon |
Ice, and lots of it. |
The sands of Mars |
Time, methinks, for buttered pancakes (Hellboy has good taste). Okay, motley, these squirt guns are loaded with molten jam - how fast can you run?
Films! Let's Review Films!
We haven't done this for some time, and there's a bit of a backlog. Let me acquaint you with the rules: 1) There aren't any AND 2) We make it all up.*
"Hanna": A poster with a face on it. Not exactly being communicative, are they? Let me guess - "The touching tale of a Finnish arboriculturist who discovers a nest full of baby trolls, and who takes them home and eats them". How's that? Next!
Delicious when grilled |
That hat! |
Wow. Conrad being serious about a film <thinks - we need to divert the audience's attention> -
O noes! |
"Pet Sematary": Another remake, eh? I'm not really surprised, because Hollywood if they can get away with it, or think they can. What Conrad finds most repellent about this cinematic excursion is the DREADFUL SPELLING! Not only was this inflicted on us back in the Whatevers, it now comes slouching out again, like some rough beast. I think I saw the original, and all I recall is Fred Gwynne getting hamstrung, which isn't a lot to take away.
This is not going to end well, is it? |
Right, that's enough films for one post, and we've gotten rid of some backlog there.
Back To Ol' Pat
- and his Youtube presentation "Patrick Answers Questions No One Asked". Jumping around the order in which he presents things, because once again, whose blog is it? - we shall look at "Eerie, Indiana", which I saw most of when it came out, and liked. Mostly. Some episodes were more miss than hit, but overall it was an interesting series. It only ran for one season, which is actually a good thing, since one of the worst entertainment experiences is watching a program you love gradually become a zombie, both jumping the shark and barrel-scraping at the same time.
Our hero and protagonist |
SCARY DENTISTS! |
I Beg Your Buzzing Pardon
I went and used slang that you might not be aware of without an explanation, for which Your Humble Scribe apologises, since he dislikes it being done to him. The title "Bonkers Ballistic Back-engineered Buzz Bombs" made reference to the sinister V1 robot flying bombs as deployed by the Teutons during the Second Unpleasantness.
One V1 |
And of course, since we are dealing with Perfidious Albion, reports sent back to Germany all misled them about where these missiles were really landing, because the German agents were actually working for Perfidious Albion. And, given Allied total control of the air, there was absolutely 0% chance of any Luftwaffe reconnaissance aircraft getting through.
Now - buzz off!
A V1, making a racket*** |
* Yes, "We". Conrad likes to spread the blame.
** The creator and artist for Hellboy, not someone encountered randomly.
*** See? See how artfully crafty I am? Also, never play me at "Trivial Pursuit".
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