After all, there is that folk-rock band The Weepies, an appropriately soggy name for people going on about extreme precipitation in song form.
Quickly! A hankie for the lady! |
Hard to tell what's the canal and what's not |
Behold the boat lift! |
Clearly inspired by the designs of futurologist Gerry Anderson. The overall idea is very simple; boats or barges float into the lock at one level, the locks seals and then either descends or ascends, the barriers are raised and the riverine traffic goes on about it's business. I'm not going to bombard you with a whole slew of figures, only that the difference in water levels is over 70 yards, and that each lock masses a minimum of 7,000 tons when carrying a boatload. Art?
The downstream lock barrier descends |
The ascent begins. The videos you can see on Youtube film this in either timelapse or speed up several times, as the whole upwards or downwards journey takes seven minutes, or ten yards a minute, or about a third of a mile per hour. Speedy they are not! Art?
Counterweights |
Approaching upstream |
Free! Free at last! |
You can have a few more figures. The volume of traffic on the two rivers has increased nine-fold since the ship lift opened in 2002, and well over two million tons of shipping pass through it annually.
There you go, the fascinating world of ship lifts. Go on, admit it, you're impressed, aren't you?
Sorry I couldn't find any puny humans for scale |
"Gamut"
It was a Cryptic crossword answer, before you ask. I've heard and seen it in use, because I've read so much, yet never until today had I wondered where it came from.
"The full range, as of emotions," defined my Collins Concise. It went further. "14C. From medieval Latin, "Gamma", the lowest note of the hexachord as determined by Guido D'Arezzo." Oh, him. Art?
Peculiarly appropriate. Also, Coincidence Hydra time <winces> |
This is proof, if more were needed, that the Universe is conspiring against me.
The Coincidence Hydra. Staple diet: Conrad's tender hind-quarters. |
Ah, me, what a fruitful source of entertainment r/AskReddit is. I have a NuclearRevenge story that I shall have to blue-pencil a bit before posting, as it involves salaciousness; in the meantime I was reading what South Canadian students got up to in high school, where "got up to" means up to and including "malicious property damage and actual bodily harm". These sort of things used to happen at the end of the senior's last term, as a kind of Rude Salute to their educational establishment. Art?
This kinda place |
It's already a meme, for heaven's sake! |
Finally -
I only need a short article to hit the Compositional Ton, so I shall only add in the bare bones of an article I intend to do more justice to at length and a later date. Okay, there is a company in South Canada called the "Black Rifle Coffee Company", who make -
- videos of current and ex-military South Canadians commenting on war films and how unrealistic they are. And coffee, as well. Art?
A big fan of that British radio program - |
And with that we are most definitely done!
* Tomorrow I'll see if anyone has done the same in Lego
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