I don't know why but I suddenly wondered about Karel Kapek's magnum opus "Rossum's Universal Robots", which in the original Czech is rendered "Rossumovi Univerzalni Roboti", and which originally featured incredibly mannered performances from people in very - er - 'abstract' costumes. Art?
"Madame, I shall scare cats in this pose or not at all!" |
Except Your Humble Scribe was pondering - I am guilty of this on occasion - and pondering about what would have happened if the author had been Finnish instead of Czech? Well, the Finnish word for "Worker" is "Tyontekija" which does not trip so lightly and readily off the tongue. Somewhat worryingly, it does have that sequence " - tek -" in it, which can surely be written off to coincidence, hmmmm?
A Finnish Tyontekija. And a robot. |
Okay, squeaking along the shores of Lake Balaton |
People Are Idiots
I know what you're thinking and no, I am not referring to the collective bumbletucks who looked out of the window, saw that it was nice weather outside and said "Let's go get infected!"
No, I refer to an altogether more professional brand of idiot, that is to say clueless upper management, utterly out of touch with the people who ensure their company actually operates on a day-to-day basis. For Lo! we are back to that r/AskReddit "What Made A Lot Of People Quit At Once" thread. Art?
I've no idea what this is, but it looks impressive, doesn't it? |
Then you had the sales staff, who appeared to be a bunch of utter morons, as likely to be out drinking beer and racing radio-controlled cars in the parking lot as actually working, and whom fudged accounts and fiddled their figures in order to look good. The backroom boys loathed them.
We feel for you |
The entire backroom team quit on the spot and the company immediately tanked.
That, CEO, is what happens when you annoy the people who keep the wheels turning, day in, day out, every single day.
Tony wouldn't have blundered like that. |
A Combination Of Idiot And Crook
Thank you Chris, the BBC's Technology Correspondent, for bringing the problem of deceitful "life hack" Youtube videos to my attention. Chris's expose included a sample of "How To Cook That" from Youtube, a channel run by (Professor!) Ann Reordan, an Ocker Food Scientist who clearly stands aghast at the lies peddled in the name of profit on various channels. Every so often she takes a video and dispassionately shows how it's utter bunk by following their instructions. Art?
That in the background is masquerading as a "cake made in a cup" |
Brave Dave |
So, the video is merely lying. One wonders why they didn't bother to add a raising agent: I suppose that's because it would make the batter overflow the cup, and they'd have to experiment with how much to use and how big a cup, and it's easier to just CHEAT.
You can make cakes in a cup, as Ann demonstrated. Art?
Done in a paper cup with slots cut in the base to let steam escape |
There you are |
We shall come back to this topic, O Yes Indeed! For it has legs, which lead to all kinds of craziness.
Can't Stop The Roc
If you even so much as narrow your eyes in advance of the merest smidgeon of suspicion about my spelling, I shall send atomic thunderbolts down your cable and electrocute you into a glowing pile of ash.
Now that we've got that out of the way, shall we proceed? I think we shall.
Okay, this follows on from the awesomely titled "Rock Mechanic", which immediately made me think of the mythical Roc, a creature from the folk tales of the Middle East. Art?
This thing was big. |
I think we shall come back to this, as it, too, has legs.
For the meantime, however, we are done!
* Whilst not blinking at the idea of a bird big enough to carry them off.
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