What? You were expecting more of the Danes, and how Danish they are, and how Viking-y they used to be?
Ha! Caught you out, didn't I?
Here we see Dan Ackroyd in his younger, slimmer days, possibly from SNL. Possibly not. I don't care enough to care, now that I've ensnared you, gentle reader; that's how horrid I am.
Okay, let us now travel back in time to yesteryon, where Conrad was babbling on about Vikings, alright, except these were the ones that come from Minnesota, over in South Canada. There is a term - what's that? More about Vikings? No! NO MORE VIKINGS!
<ahem> back to Minnesota. It transpires that there is a term called "Minnesota Nice", which refers to the perceived behaviour of those who dwell in that state. Art?
Mini-Minnesota |
How apposite! These are the salient characteristics of those who are blessed enough to dwell in this - excuse me - This Sceptred Isle.
Nice to see that some of our national character is still maintained by those upstart South Canadians <goes off into the middle distance whistling "Rule Britannia">
Rah rah rah! |
Egad! A thousand words to do in just over half an hour - can't hang around being chatty! And, no, I haven't forgotten about the motley.
More Of Those BBC Goofs
Really, you'd think Auntie Beeb had invented the goof, they way they went on about a recent handful of cases. For example, they bleat in triumph about an error in "Downton Abbey", where some hapless cast or crew member was careless, and either nobody spotted the goof or - more likely - they did spot the goof and decided to allow it.
Yeah yeah yeah |
Then they try to tackle Indiana Jones, with the following:
Its opening instalment, Raiders of the Lost Ark, set in 1936, sees a plane fly over a map that includes Thailand and Jordan.
But there's a problem. Thailand was called Siam until 1939, while Jordan was known as Transjordan until 1949.
What on Earth? Do they expect nonagenarian film viewers to ring in and complain about using comprehensible modern names for countries that, if named correctly for the time period, would merely puzzle and confuse audiences?
GET OUT OF HERE THIS IS NOT A GOOF!
You want a goof? I'll show you a goof! Art?
See? See what a goof really is?! |
Going back to yesteryon, I did also blather on about the end credits of "The Earth Dies Screaming" where you can see traffic moving about - I shall come back to this.
There was another seed pearl over on the BBC's website, about the 6 weirdest films never made, but I think we've had enough of Auntie for now.
One Of The Six Weirdest Films Ever Made
I dunno. There seems to be something about the Slav psyche that delights in the strange, the surreal and the disturbing. Don't forget, 'robots' were invented by a Czech, and Polish film posters are usually terrifying, and Gogol wrote a whole novel about an axe-murderer.
The evidence, your honour |
Anyway, let us now praise Jiri Trnka - no, I don't know how to pronounce it either - for one of his animated - er - entertainments. Art?
"The Hand (1965)" |
Then, of course - obviously! - there is the great Jan Svankmajer, whose animations can be so bizarre as to defy description. For example - Art?
? |
Here I am, back again. And so is Jan. Those who are easily alarmed had best look away now -
Just. Don't. Ask. |
Half a moment, what's this repellent article taking up valuable space on the Beeb's website?
"Can You Name All These Strictly Dancers?" |
NO.
Moving swiftly on, because nothing annoys Conrad more than the giant joke being played at his expense that is SCD - hang on, let me get a drink of water to wash this lunch down with -
Ow!
Bitten in the nethers by the Coincidence Hydra AGAIN. There I was in the kitchen, having a quick chat with Sam, and she stated that, since she's only processing forms, she's been listening to music, specifically UB40 -
UB40.
Whose first big hit was "The Earth Dies Screaming". Art?
Can't see much screaming going on here, frankly |
See? See how I am not raving*? |
* Yet.
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