I Know What You're Thinking -
And you'd be wrong. For, no, this Intro is not about aerobullosis or decompression sickness, which are the more formal names for 'The bends'. What we're going to - sorry? What's that?
<sigh>
Okay, it's what happens if one ascends from diving at depth without stopping along the way to allow the body to adjust. Gasses that were in the bloodstream come out of solution and form bubbles, that tend to migrate to major joints like the elbows or, especially, the knees. Depending on the depth and time taken to ascend, the bends may inflict no more than a mere rash, or the rapid onset of death. Art!
From 1995. Boy do I feel old.
This was the album that put Radiohead on the map, after their rather ordinary debut "Pablo Honey". It contains one of my favourite RH tracks, "Fake Plastic Trees" but today, since I've spent several days setting this up, we're going to look at "PLANET TELEX", which has fantastic phased guitars and reverb upon it, and perform A Little Musical Critique. There, there, Thom, don't cry.
Thom acts The Bends
I know it's been months since we last did a Little Musical Critique, and I do get such an unholy delight in my musical slandering. Not only that, half the word count comes from the copied lyrics, meaning an easy Intro. Maybe we'll pick on "Fake Plastic Trees" next - after giving Thom time to recover. Hanky for Mister Yorke!
Phew!
You may be vaguely aware that Darth Marmalade has been indicted again, this time over the official documents he stole and lied about. A quote from <hack spit> Shakespeare came to mind when I read about it: "To take arms against a sea of troubles". Except in the case of DJ Satsuma, more like an ocean, and he'll need to use his legs as well.
Where am I going with this? Well, the Special Counsel Jack Smith gave a short statement about the indictment. Art!
He looks as tender and forgiving as a hatchet. However! he talks like a perfectly normal human being, when you might expect a sinister robotic cadence. He comes to the SP gig after trying war criminals in The Hague, so this case is probably a dose of light relief for him by comparison. Also, according to finer legal minds than mine, going from being appointed SP in November to indictment in June is lightning-fast for the South Canadian judicial system. This has to be a big disappointment for DJ Tango's lawyers, who probably hoped to get the case kicked down the road for a year at least. In fact two more of them just quit. Art!
Don is known for his owl impressions
The Hole
No! This is not about the thriller from 2001. Are there any quotation marks around it? No. Is it in Fuschia? No. Therefore it's not about the film. But I will throw a picture in anyway, because. Art!
Conrad kept his eyes peeled yesteryon for the roadworks on Oldham Road as he bussed it into Gomorrah-on-the-Irwell, only to be almost thwarted by traffic as a large truck overtook us and blocked the view. So you only have this to go on. Art!
As you can see, The Hole has been filled in. Yet that lane was still coned off. Your Humble Scribe decided not to risk it and trammed it back to Oldham after work. The cones will probably be gone by Monday but, once again, I'm keeping my eyes peeled.
"City In The Sky"
Mark and Martin are trying to sell the idea of a space station, literally and metaphorically, to Sir Richard Branson.
‘Martin! I’m sorry, Sir Richard, we’ve seen so many
people and gotten nowhere that we’re – I think we’re probably out of
patience. The Human Salvation Project is
only a title. What our side of the
Project really want to create is a Bernal Sphere.’
Here he
paused. This wasn’t a conversational gap
rendered in order to sip orange juice, or look over the giant office, or see
how Sir Richard was dressed. He paused
because he wanted to know-
‘Aha. The original space station, from the nineteen-thirties.’
Martin’s smug
expression vanished, replaced by one of surprise and respect.
‘You’re familiar
with the concept?’
‘A little. Our planning people have come up with ideas
involving habitats in outer space. Very
long-term stuff, speculative and not very here-and-now.’
If both scientists hadn’t been taken aback
they might have exchanged another glance.
Mark’s briefcase held a centimetre-thick pad of blueprint flimsies that
broke down the construction assembly of an orbital Bernal Sphere, from the
largest component (laminated Lexan exterior walls) to the smallest (nuts,
bolts, screws and trusses). To them, an
orbital environment was merely next-year, or next-decade at the worst.
‘You’ve put us on
the back foot,’ admitted Mark. ‘Nobody else
at your level has ever known what we’re talking about.’
I think Art can continue to earn his keep. Art - Bernal Sphere!
Thank Heavens For Armoured Underwear
Although in weather like this, they <lengthy tasteless details redacted> perhaps titanium next time.
For Lo! I am indeed talking about the Coincidence Hydra. Your Humble Scribe mentioned a film with a very badly-staged ambush, "Too Late The Hero", only a few blogs ago. Shall I dig out that one in particular? O go on.
BOOJUM!: Bratricide (comsatangel2002.blogspot.com)
There's the proof that I', not raving*.
Then, what did I discover on Youtube the other day? NO! Not 'The Thrilling Life Of A Lithium Wafer Battery Designer". Art!
Well there you go.
Finally -
I only need another ten words to hit the Adjusted Compositional Ton, which I've just achieved. Pip pip!
* This time.
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