Conrad, let it be said, is a creature who likes his comforts. A comfy leather-backed chair, a pot of freshly-brewed Darjeeling (loose-leaf, of course), a comic book and a pint of gin - little things. Sorry - beer! A pint of beer, not gin. Gin only fit for effete cocktail sippers.
Thus he has never been tempted to ever venture to a music festival, which seems an appropriate subject to broach as Glastonbury is now in full swing, and work colleague Shelli is off to perform at another festival; we'll get to that in due course. Art?
Glasto 2015 |
The aftermath (during a dry season) |
Hmmm. They have a point ... |
They had reckoned without the inhabitants of Powder Ridge, Connecticut, who did not relish the thought of tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of hippies turning up in their quiet, rural backwater.
Powder Ridge |
However -
Surprise! Here we are! |
What could possibly go wrong! Things couldn't get any worse, could they?
Funny you should ask ...*
The Reason This Blog Is A Little Late -
You recall I was ranting and tanting about Codewords earlier today? Having done two of them with an inexcusable mixture of obscure or foreign, or obscure and foreign, words, I had to complete the third, just in case. No, I simply didn't have any choice in the matter; I had to check for the Word Absurd.
Well, it was disappointingly easy, to be honest. "HYMN" was about the only tricky word.
However! There are still some words I wish to complain about -
"CASSIS": This, gentle reader, is a blackcurrant cordial - I know because I am vaguely familiar with it and have just looked it up in my Collins Concise. However, imagine the trouble everybody else would have with it? This is simply UNFAIR!
Hero? More like zero! |
Not someone I would mock for the akimbo stance. |
Dog Buns! Now I have to make a diversion to explain the Hyrax, don't I?
The Hyrax. Cute little chap, ain't he? (Right up until he EATS YOUR FACE OFF!)*** |
Anyway, back to the thorax. This is either Greek or Latin, and refers to the chest. That bit between neck and stomach, which we can only illustrate with that of a man -
Those expecting a lady's chest are pervy bafoons. |
Finally -
I only need a short article here. How about - rain at Glastonbury? I remember when The Who were playing there back in <thinks> 2015? The Beeb had a live feed from the Pyramid stage, actually on stage with the band, looking out over the audience. I cannot find a picture of same, so you'll just had to add night and rain to this shot. Art?
Just add imagination |
No - hang on, don't Publish that, I meant a bu
* To be continued.
** Sorry!
*** Scaremongering for comic effect: Conrad - officially has no shame <Malicious edit courtesy Mister Hand!>
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