I judge that you, the audience,* deserve to know why there was an absence of a second re-posting of the BOOJUM! link last night, and also why there is no Twitter Tweet this morning.
I BLAME SPECTRUM! Those interfering anti-alien swines are always sticking their long, terrestrial noses into my business. Oh yes, sneer all you like about them being completely fictional and not at all real - that's exactly what they WANT you to think!
See! See! Proof I am not raving! |
Oh dear <and other non-SFW exclamations>. Oh dearie me.
"Restart" came up as an option. I restarted. "Automatic Repair" reappeared. I Restarted again. Back again with "Automatic Repair". I was beginning to sense a theme here, so I tried the classic Turning It Off And On Again.
"Automatic Repair" came back -
AAAAAGH!
This only left "Reset" as an option <sad face>
As sad as I get |
Okay, motley, time to jump in the swimming pool. I'm so distracted I've not even bothered to substitute nitric acid for chlorinated water, that's how big - oh. Oh, really? I must have done it yesterday afternoon. Silly forgetful me!
And Another Thing -
Since I am typing this up at work, in the office, I cannot load up any photos from my phone, which is a bit of a trial, since there were a couple of useful pictures I was going to base an item around. Data security and all that, I suppose. Can't have Conrad loading up dubious pictures of Mara Corday in swimwear ...
From the neck up and wearing clothes! |
Ides Got An Idea
No! Once again, that is not a typo. How many times do I have to tell you, Conrad does not make spelling mistakes; if it's spelled that way then there's a reason for it.
The reason being in this case that a Cryptic Crossword answer was "IDES", which Your Humble Scribe is familiar with thanks to that loathsome blot on the literary landscape, William Shakespeare. He has a soothsayer warn Julius Caesar "Beware the Ides of March", the Ides being a set date in the month.
Jules, pre-puncturing |
Also, couldn't the soothsayer have been a bit more helpful? After all, if they're going to meddle with predestination and free will, they might as well go the whole hog.
For Example:
"Beware the Ides of March, Jules. And chain mail undergarments are snazzy fashion items, don't you think?"
OR
"Beware the Ides of March, Caesy. In fact, beware the Senate, too, they're a right lot of back-stabbers."
OR
"Beware the Ides of March, old chap. Also, is your accidental-or-otherwise insurance up to date? You don't want to leave a penniless widow in addition to grieving."
- this would never have happened if I wrote the play. |
Wow. That's going it some for a single word out of the Cryptic. Next!
Top 10 Sci-Fi Films Reprise
We have now worked our way forward to -
Number Six:"Planet Of The Apes"; Another I've seen. This one they introduced under the concept of "Humanity is an endangered species." It does not resonate strongly, to be honest. I remember that there are lots of CGI hominids, and that the eeeevil kid from the Harry Potter franchise turns up as an eeeevil animal warden. Better be careful, kid, as an English character actor you're going to get typecast. Generally, all Hom. Sap. are eeeevil, the apes are saintly and - that's it?
Surly-looking cove, ain't he? (Also not wearing any clothes!) |
Frankly, they could have picked better. "Forbidden Planet", anyone?
Number Five: "The Prestige": Conrad not sure why this one features, since it seemed to be about magic, from what little I recall of the publicity campaign. I suppose - ah, you can tell I've not seen it, can't you? - I suppose a quick detour to IMDB's "Plot" page is in order.
Well, it didn't hold my attention long enough to even finish the precis. Next!
Number Four: "Metropolis": Hmmmm. Conrad feels rosy-tinted spectacles were involved here. Yes, I have seen it, and it may have been impressive in it's day (1921?) but it is, honestly, horribly dated. Art?
Rotwang, echt mad scientist, and his robo-golem |
Metropo Gas And Electric |
Finally -
Darling Daughter knows me so well. She came up to visit in the week, as a late Father's Day visit, and brought the following with her. Art?
Tah-dah! |
I did have a photograph of it, which I obviously cannot load from work, so this is one I Googled for.
And thus we are done!
* Both of them! cackled Mister Hand
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