You see - which would be "UC" if I were in a punning mood - in the Ruffian language there is no letter "H", so a helicopter would be a "gelicopter" and they'd probably make the claim that they invented it first, though it sounds a bit flimsy when put like that.
Thus |
Thank you, Art. "Death From Above" only if you're a diabetic.
Anyway, what I wanted to rant and tant about this morning was a bottle of beer I happened to come across at the Co-Op, which was productive as I had been hovering over the beer bottles, seeing if there was one that lent itself to a bit of punnery. Art?
<small drum roll> so, in Ruffia, this would be "Gopnik".
Which brings us to the cultural phenomenon from Ruffia known as the "Gopnik". This fad appears to have run it's course, which is fine as BOOJUM! cannot be accused of being either detrimental or exploitative*. Art?
Gopniki |
Because they come from a miserably impoverished background, they can only afford cheap smokes and booze; if you examine the labels on the bottles above I'll bet they're the Ruffian equivalent of a generic brandless six-pack, and their fags will either be made of floor-sweepings or hand-rolled and a millimetre thick.
More Gopniki! |
Ooops! I should apologise about the "G" of today's title. That was a soft "G" and the "G" in "Gopnik" is hard.
A Hard G. Sounds like something from "The Expanse", a quote from Alex perhaps -
"This is the Roci, and we are burning a hard g, all the way from Ceres Station, inbound for Phobos, catcha in twenny-five -"
Who knew there was a model kit? Not I. Not only that, they have it IN AN EXACT SCALE. This is worrying. Perhaps - yes yes yes, I realise we've gone wildly off-topic, but what the heck, you don't have to pay to read this, do you? - we can come up with a depiction of the completed kit?
From the box art, that seems to be one of the Point Defence Cannons firing at the bow, and Conrad is unsure what that tower arrangement is. Medium-range anti-torpedo countermeasures?
From the above you can get a sense of scale for the kit. That is, it's fairly large in 1:144 scale. Your Humble Scribe wonders what size something like the "Donnager" would be. As big as a car and almost as expensive, one feels.
The Rocinante, back when it was the Tachi, inside the Donnager. |
Tah-dah! |
"Epistolatory"
YES! That's the word I couldn't think of that described "World War Z". It means a literary work composed of letters and correspondence, which to be fair is not strictly true about WWZ, as it's supposedly transcriptions of recorded interviews. You will cut me some slack on that, won't you? Thank you!
The narrator's digital friend |
Mind you, "Epistolatory" is probably from the Sixteenth Century, when a digital recording device would be thought of as the Devil's handiwork, so I think we can stretch it to cover a device as above.
"Black House" By Stephen King and Peter Straub
Blimey, this one's taken an age to get going. A quarter of the way through before things move into second gear. I shouldn't really complain as I like the narrative, but good lord aloft, did the editor die before they submitted the MSS? And the assistant editor was too awestruck to say "Fellers, a little less, thanks"? I can confirm that I now know a great deal about Coulee County and French Landing, and the Maxton Care Home and the residents in the care home and the manager of the care home and his girlfriend -
My edition |
Special! O so special! |
Conrad Is ANGRY!
ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY! <pauses to eat a Babybel cheese**>.
Not only does that carton of olives bought cheap consist entirely of UNPITTED olives, which is close to getting referred to the ICC, IT HAS LEAKED. Consequently my lunchbag has a veneer of oil on the inside that has soaked through completely and contaminated my desk. I shall be forced to wash it once I get home.
CONRAD IS ANGRY!
Finally -
Proof that both Nature and Planet Earth have an ironic sense of humour. I refer - obviously! - to the Antipodes, Australia in particular. You can only have avoided knowing that they have been having a lot of enormous bushfires, so big that their smoke trails are easily visible from space. Art?
Proof |
"What we need is rain!" they all chorused.
Be careful what you wish for ...
Surprise! |
Silver linings, silver linings ...
And with that, we are done!
* Not that we'd give a stuff either way.
** There is always time for cheese
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