I Did Have An Alternate Title
"'Twas On The Beast Of Stephen" except there are bound to be umpteen Stephens reading this who will object, and yet not even Comment, the swine.
ANYWAY as you may be aware, we here at BOOJUM! occasionally go on a deep dive into a particular subject matter. Conrad recalls the series of instructive items on bathy-technology and how it has evolved over time, all in connection with "The Kraken Wakes". Art!
A great cover, but totally misleading, which is a theme we will return to.
ANYWAY, Your Humble Scribe mentioned whisky cask investments recently, which is a far more complex business than it sounds. A fact not helped by the number of scammers who have gathered to fleece potential investors. Art!
These whisky scammers are what we're going to do a deep dive into today, although time and Word Count does limit how much I can detail of these disgustrous degenerates. Art!
Proof I have not spent the afternoon playing Solitaire Mahjongg and reading Reddit accounts of Prorevenge on Youtube. These are my notes, which are based off outlines on the informative 'Whisky Invest Direct' website. I must also mention Jim Budd, who writes for the "Decanter" website, and who put into print a verrrrry telling fact nobody else has mentioned before. Art!
Since the early 1990s, drinks investments have been a popular alternative investment as profits can frequently be exempt from tax. This is because drink is generally viewed as a ‘wasting asset’, but unfortunately this also means that these investments are not covered by the Financial Services Act. Consequently, there have been a number of short-lived, dubious companies set up and many unwary investors have lost substantial sums of money.
Let us now take a look at one of the earliest of these felonious farradiddles. Art!
Back in the early Nineties, NSC scammed over 1,100 investors out of £3.2 million, by grossly over-charging for the casks they had bought. Typically NSC bought a cask for £500 and sold it on to the
Once SJC had his company wound up by the Department of Trade in 1997, he was forbidden from being a company director for 8 years. Art!
Sleazy Stevie |
Ol' Steve stuck to doing what he knew best, ripping people off, because his next business venture was another alcohol-based scam, 'Forrester and Lamego' which tried to flog over-priced champagne and port in the same way NCS did. Feeling that he needed to branch out, perhaps, Ol' Steve then switched to swindling people out of money over land purchases with 'European Land Sales Partners', which tried to sell land to the
Do you see a trend here?
In 2010 Ol' Steve attempted to become an MP in UKIP, which was still a going concern 15 years ago. They plainly hadn't done due diligence on his background, as his illegal shenanigans proved to be a source of undiluted horror to them. He was promptly dropped as a candidate. That seems to be the end of his political career. Then, in 2016 - Art!
According to my Googling, he seems to have kept his nose clean since 2010 and presumably his income as a chairman keeps him in champagne and whisky.
But, of course - obviously! - he was not alone. O noes. Let me introduce Stephen Dunne (I did warn about the Stephens), whom was another director at NSC. There is very little information about this cove, bar the fact that he was an undischarged bankrupt, and as such - Art!
- You are automatically disqualified from serving as a director of a company, managing, or promoting a limited company without court permission.
Ol Steve The Second thus had to operate secretly. I could not track down any more details about the man, possibly perhaps due to his ability to operate covertly. However - Art!
O Irony what big sharp teeth you have. This ⇈ is Stephen Dunne, the South Canadian attorney, whom Ol' Steve The Second ought to have retained.
Normally this is where I'd stop the Intro and move onto other items. Not today! I took ages making notes about these criminals and you're going to reap the benefit like it or not.
And so to - Stephen Jupe. Honestly, I'm not making these up! Third time's the harm. Art!
You may note, with a sinking feeling (another "The Kraken Wakes" reference for you) that there is no such thing as the 'Grandtully Distillery', because this is yet another Stephen Scam. Mr. Jupe ripped off 4,000
How to strangle cats the Stephen Jupe way! |
The thing is, the whisky he was deceiving about was utterly novel to whisky markets, meaning it had no history, tradition or provenance about it, and was thus essentially worthless. Whisky, you see, is an extremely conservative and traditional industry that deems your brand to be a whiskerless newbie unless you can trace your distillery to before the Highland Clearances. Or, A Long Time Ago in less controversial terms. Art!
This, ladies, gentlemen and those unsure, is a 'Swivel Conspiranoid Loonwaffle", because my go-to term, "Swivel-eyed Conspiranoid Loonwaffle", makes the AI Art Generator throw bth a rod and a wobbler. Art!
ANYWAY the picture is there because Ol' Steve The Thrice based his defence on a bizarre conspiracy theory that involved "Decanter", the Serious Fraud Office and the Department of Trade in a joint effort to destroy Ol' Jupe The Poop, because those invisible pink and purple ponies that living in his lightsockets were affecting the pistachio harvest of the Sanjak Of Novi Pazar. Or something.
He also based his defence on an alleged advert in "Decanter" that they, along with a ton of magazines from that year, proved 'twas but a fig-roll of his imagination. Art!
Justice is served, along with a nice fruity rosé |
In 2004 the wheels of justice, grinding slowly as usual, sentenced Jupey to five years in jail. Here in the UK, as probably elsewhere, this means half the sentence is served and then the miscreant is released 'On Licence', meaning any, and I mean any-in-the-slightest-degree, transgression, gets them recalled to serve the rest of their sentence.
I cannot find any more about Jupe after 2004, which might mean he has gone straight - some hope! - or that he has learned to be more discreet.
However! and a word that eventually had to crop up again, Jupe was a member of yet another previous fraud, which goes all the way back to 1989, and a supposed stockbroking firm 'Fox Milton'. Art!
Fox guarding a chicken coop. What can possibly go wrong?