Or 6 Days Late
Depending on your perspective, you know, if you're one of those 'glass half-empty' or 'glass half-full' folks, and not one of the 'did you spill my drink!' followed by fisticuffs folk.
For yes, we are that late for Halloween 2024, yet that early for 2025, much like that pumpkin I bought last week that I've not done anything with yet. Pumpkin soup? Pumpkin pie? We shall see. Art!
There you go, no messing about today, just right into a retrospective of on excellent horror film, which for some reason has cropped up twice on my Youtube selection. Now, don't be disappointed when I inform you that NOTD was made in monochrome and not colour as this duplicitous poster suggests, because it was directed by Jacques Tourneur, a Hollywood auteur who made excellent use of light and shadows. The demon in question has very little
Beginning bookend |
Ending bookend |
The story is taken from "Casting The Runes" by M. R. James, and we did mention it in the blog once, six years ago in passing, so here is a deeper dive.
The murder instrument is a runic script (see above), passed to him covertly, which will ensure he is the anti-apple of the titular demon's eye. The paper is endowed with a variety of half-life and seeks to destroy itself as soon as possible after being inflicted. Who is the sinister villain doing the dirty deeds? None other than Julian Karswell, the leader of a Satanic cult, who wants to stop John poking his long, inquisitive nose into said satanists doings and delvings. Art!
Here is Niall Macginnis in possibly his best role, in his tramp guise as he throws a Halloween party for local children, and blithely catching John breaking into his mansion. Karswell is possibly the politest-ever villain seen in a horror film, being genial, affable, quietly-spoken and possibly out of his depth. Yes, he seems exceedingly wealthy, yet he cautions his mother that his riches and possessions don't come from thin air - "Nothing for nothing", and he has a definite position in an hierarchy of fear. Art!
This is near the climax of the film, where Karswell has kind-of-abducted Joanna, the niece of another scientist he'd de-clogged via demonic intervention. He'd hypnotised her 'to prevent idle chatter on the train', he alleges, which I don't think Network Rail would quite go for today.
The point is made here by Joanna, when roused, that Karswell is a very frightened man, well aware that there is considerable scope for collateral damage when Ol' Horny - the demon, do keep up! - appears to fillet John.
Here is where the producer, Hal Chester, decided to add-in a model demon, which continues to stoke controversy to this day. Does the up-front appearance of the demon cheapen the ending? or does it provide a fitting denoument? Conrad himself can't help but feel that Holden's fleeing an invisible monster in the woods beyond Karswell's mansion is more effective. Art!
"The blasted thing's invisible!" |
Shades of "Forbidden Planet", hmmm? which was a 1957 production, too. The studios were separated by an ocean so I doubt there was any stealing going on.
Mr MacGinnis left the acting profession in 1975, and returned to what he had qualified as all those years ago; a doctor, which is a factoid utterly unknown to Conrad, as was the fact that he served in the Royal Navy in the Second Unpleasantness as a surgeon. Since he was born a citizen of the Irish Republic, he could have sat it out on dry land. Props to the guy!
ANYWAY this is one to keep an eye out for, as long as you don't confuse it with the "Curse Of The Demon", which is a cut-down version clocking only 83 minutes, hacked about in order to fit in on a double-bill at South Canadian cinemas. Good job Jacques never invoked a demon of his own .....
"Hal kept having horrible nightmares"
I Found Another One!
That is, another 'Tech Freeze' video of mechanical wood-choppers, because the last few from the other video (boasting 19 wood-chopping machines) were all large, safely designed and remotely operated, which is great for the Health & Safety Executive, less so for people hunting for blog content. Art!
This one uses a geared cam to propel a ram forward, meaning anything in front of it is going to be compressed against the fixed blade, which, if Art will cease however briefly sucking uranium out of that fuel rod -
Pare us the cutter
Anything that gets in front of that ram is going to be split apart. BUT things are not as dangerous as they seem, for whoever designed this engine realised that getting an arm or hand severed was bad for business. Art!
Check the first picture, where this lever is horizontal, because the ram is not moving. Here the operator hoiks it up through ninety degrees and the ram punches forward. 5/10 not bad.
Blunderbirds!
No, Conrad has not suddenly thrown a mental gear and decided he doesn't like Gerry Anderson's stuff any more. I will blatantly nick some "Thunderbirds" images to make my scurrilous and satirical point, mind.
In the end credits of "Thunderbirds" the camera focussed closely on one of International Rescue's craft, then zoomed out to reveal which one it was. Art!
Can you guess what it is yet?
It's pretty obvious. Art!
I have a puzzle for you along similar lines. Art!
You might be thinking along the lines of "DIY disaster"? "Badly-put together model kit"? or "Drunken apprentice wearing blindfold goes awry".
Nope, although that last one is closest. Art!
It's the highly-touted (by the Ruffians) Su-57 at a Chinese air show, showing all the screws and gaps filled in with Polyfilla. This is supposed to be a 5th generation stealth fighter. No wonder their last arms exhibition in the Middle East got no orders.
No I Am Not Staying Up Until 06:30!
This is being written at 12:16 on 6th November, as I like to get a head start on the next day's blog, and I'll be doing the weekly shop after finishing work, thus this attempt to get R done well before then.
I did wonder why there was so little coverage of the South Canadian election on Youtube, before the penny dropped. Art!
Because their East Coast is five hours behind the UK and their West Coast is eight hours behind. So on the coast of California it's only 16:21, and voting will likely continue until 22:00, or 06:00 Greenwich Mean Time. Conrad needs all the beauty sleep he can get. Art!
Ol' Dave is doing a live stream as of right now, which has actually started and which I may glance at for a moment or two, given that I also have to finish watching that episode of "The Umbrella Academy".
You What?
Conrad spotted this amongst his Youtube thumbnails and cannot make heads, tails or middles out of it. Art!
What on earth are they babbling about? Is this reality television? A sport of a peculiar variety? AI-generated word salad? Or even world-salad?
Yes yes yes, I could click on it to find out. Which is exactly what they want me to do. So I shan't.